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You’re beautiful…

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You’re beautiful…

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You’re beautiful…

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for some reason i gave your bilbo the voice of snufkin from moomin when reading this in my head

Okay guys

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when the cis guy friend says something curiously lesbian

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I think abt this tiktok all the time

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually

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Hey has anyone talked about how when neurodivergent people give an apology alongside a justification for their behaviour, it's usually a sincere attempt to explain why they acted incorrectly, but is usually dismissed by NTs as "making excuses" and attempting to escape responsibility

But NTs will often provide an "apology" accompanied by an excuse that absolves them of any actual responsibility in their incorrect action, and then get upset if any ND person points this out

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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and my personal favorite:

i love getting validation as a lefty but also learning about new fun ways it continues to suck

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

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Created by : ☆Guin☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

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