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Fuck Valentines day, happy birthday weezer ❤️
#today in 92' rivers cuomo was released from government confinement#my love#weezer#my only love#what fucking virgins
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i think it's pretty hard to be a detective when the mayor keeps tabs on what goes on in goodneighbor...
#DAYUM BAYBEEEE!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!#YEEHAW#this is so good i love the expressions so damn much !!#theyre so perfect and the style is incredible thank you op for this blessing upon my eyes#i need to see sloppy old man makeout right now
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seirously pissed off that to get better at drawing i have to draw
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Long time no chat
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#columbo knows what the fuck is up fr#when he talks about his wife hes really talking about his husband
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prog fans that are still alive this is for you
#no one understands my insane love for peter Gabriel my love#i love being a true homosexual#also i had a really scary dream last night that involved Phill Collins and i havent been the same since tbh
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Craig Boone you were not destined to be a war criminal in the mojave wasteland… you were put on this earth to have a delicious backyard barbecue
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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough
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constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”
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I hate watching Internet horror because it results in my recommendations being filled with "analysis" videos (actually just a plot summary) with thumbnails that look like this:
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I don't celebrate my birthday, I celebrate 'change my age in bio day'
#my birthday was yesterday but i was busy feeling like a car hit me going 120mph#my homie took me to the mall and we did weezer themed karaoke and we tore that shit up like a rotisserie chicken being put in a soup#i wore my heelys and big hottopic trip pants and it was a vibe#'bro that night was like a movie' i say as i sip my mountain dew
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could you turn a synth into a walking bong. cus if you can would hancock turn nick into a bong and just shotgun from him whenever he felt like it. i feel like he would
#now THIS is the type of valencock content i like to see#bringing up the real questions thank you op#but johns gotta suck the hit thru nicks mouth like reverse cpr to take a big ripski#the weed would go in nicks ass of course
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guy whos pregnant with weed: oh i think the edible just kicked
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