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imagine killing your f/o by tearing them up with your claws and fangs

big win for evil nonhuman shippers

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Reverse selfship AU imagines! Aka, imagine if your F/O selfshipped with YOU!

🔷Imagine your F/O getting some custom jewelry (like a heart locket with your photo, or a bracelet with your initials), so they can always keep you close <3

🔷Imagine your F/O struggling to fall asleep at night, until they have the idea to cuddle a pillow and pretend it’s you <3

🔷Imagine your F/O shyly trying out some new fashion or clothing styles, inspired by your look! They think you’re just the coolest <3

🔷Imagine your F/O drawing fanart of the two of you two together! Would they be super embarrassed and hide it, or would they hang it on their bedroom wall so they can see it all the time? Either way, it’s an act done out of love <3

🔷Imagine your F/O listening to a new song on the radio, and getting really excited when it reminds them of you— now imagine them scrambling to catch a memorable lyric so they can look it up later, or trying to casually ask anybody else if they know the song <3

🔷Imagine your F/O spending a whole afternoon making a Pinterest board of date ideas, outfits they’d like on you, cute couple pictures that they would want to recreate— it’s soothing to them, to just spend some time thinking about you <3

🔷Imagine your F/O having a bad day, but getting out of bed and eating and taking care of themself anyway, because they know that you want the best for them and that’s a huge motivator <3

🔷Imagine your F/O writing fanfiction about you! Maybe they’re indulgent, writing self insert stories of all their secret fantasies, or maybe they’re more tame.  They’ll have a lot of fun writing it, that’s for sure! <3

🔷Imagine your F/O trying to figure out how they feel about sharing.  Are they jealous of your “canon” partner? Are they okay with you having your canon relationships, as long as nobody else tries to get with you? Are they a multishipper, shipping you with your irl partner or other F/Os? Much to think about! <3

🔷Imagine your F/O having a dream about you, and smiling their way through the entire day afterward because they’re so happy <3

🔷Imagine your F/O buying one of those comfort character kits from the internet, requesting it to be themed around you— you know, the ones that have a scented candle/fragrance, and a clothing item, and some snacks, and a letter from your comfort character— and absolutely treasuring the little trinkets that come in it <3

🔷Imagine your F/O feeling less insecure about their imperfections, because they know that you’ll always love them no matter what! <3

🔷Imagine your F/O buying a big old hoodie from the thrift store, with the intent of sleeping in it and pretending they stole it from you <3

🔷Imagine your F/O being known as “the [your name] guy” to their friends.  Their lock screen is a collage of you, they have a ton of cute pictures and fanart of you in their camera roll, they post about you daily on their social media— sometimes they’ll tease your F/O, saying they should just marry you already, but your F/O doesn’t find it funny! A marriage with you would be a very serious thing to them, not to be taken lightly <3 

Antis do not interact, make your own post

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Holding You

Cecil, Donald, Sinclair, Shapesmith

Cecil:

You're sitting in his lap as he's filing a report. He's got his arms wrapped around you from the back, chin resting on your head. His eyes are half-lidded, both from exhaustion and his love for you. Every now and then, he leans down to give you a little kiss. You can feel his love for you against the small of your back.

Donald:

You're also sitting in his lap, but you're facing him. You're melting in his large figure, his fat squishing against you. He's flustered, looking off to the side as he hugs the ever-loving shit out of you. The result of his crush on you mixed with all his stress is, very apparent.

Sinclair:

The most flustered out of all of them. Refuses to look at you, but will NOT loosen his grip on you either. His hold is almost possessive, like he's scared something's gonna steal you from him.

Smithy:

He's got his arms stretched to wrap around you so many times you are bundled up. There's no way you're getting away from him. He's smiling brightly, grinning even. He squeezes you, nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck.

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Acespec selfshippers are stunning!

Asexual selfshippers?

Demisexual selfshippers?

Greysexual selfshippers?

Aceflux selfshippers?

Acespike selfshippers?

Aegosexual selfshippers?

Fraysexual selfshippers?

Lithsexual selfshippers?

Caedsexual selfshippers?

Bellussexual selfshippers?

Reciprosexual selfshippers?

Iamvanosexual selfshippers?

Myrsexual selfshippers?

Apothisexual selfshippers?

Cupiosexual selfshippers?

Placiosexual selfshippers?

All ace-identifying selfshippers are beloved by their F/Os regardless of how long or how "unnecessary" their identity is!

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"Uhm actually [character] would never do that!☝️🤓"

my tongue has been in his mouth I know him better than the author does.

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hey, Selfshippers with superhero!S/Is, listen to me. You don't have to have an entirely unique power set. You are allowed to jank that canon character's powers. Do you know how many speedsters DC has ??? there's no rules against similar powers. No first come, first serve. Plus ur S/I did it better anyway ;*

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SELF-SHIPPING TEMPLATES!

Greetings, fellow self-shippers and self-inserters! I come bearing templates!

Templates are fun, and I wanted to make templates that everybody and anybody can use. No DNI on these babies (though I ask you tag appropriately if mentioning darker topics, for the sake of filtering), and credit is appreciated but not required!

I've presented three colour schemes here in both stylised and legible fonts, but if you'd like a different colour, just pop it into your editing application and play around with the hue!

If you are unfamiliar with the terms or what I mean by them, "sharing" refers to whether you are comfortable with other people who self-ship with your F/O interacting, and "roleplay" refers to whether you're comfortable with people sending asks or interacting as your character, or anything else that involves roleplay. And, F/O means "fictional other," referring to whoever you are shipping yourself with! 😊

Fill these out and edit them however you like, and remember to have fun!!

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!!!!!!MOSH PIT WITH THE F/OS!!!!!!

Do you have lots of f/os?

Do y'all like raves, parties and feeling up lots of bodies?

What better way to show each other all that love than to jump around, pushing and dancing to the most exciting tunes and with you right in the middle of all that attention~~💓

[☆This post was made by a proshipper for proshippers, have that in mind when interacting☆]

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!!!!!!MOSH PIT WITH THE F/OS!!!!!!

Do you have lots of f/os?

Do y'all like raves, parties and feeling up lots of bodies?

What better way to show each other all that love than to jump around, pushing and dancing to the most exciting tunes and with you right in the middle of all that attention~~💓

[☆This post was made by a proshipper for proshippers, have that in mind when interacting☆]

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having an f/o who is a popular & hot piece of ass in canon fall head over heels for your s/i who is the polar opposite is good for the soul amen

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I love seeing selfshippers with f/o’s I have a fondness for but I’m not into as an f/o. LIKE YES LOVE THAT CHARACTER LIKE THEY DESERVE!!!!!!!

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Your F/O loves you regardless of having "disgusting" traits, just so you know.

Your F/O loves you even though your teeth are rotting. They love you even though it's yellow and black beyond your lips. They love you even if you have a lot of tooth pain and struggle to eat.

Your F/O loves you even though you're covered in acne. They love you even though your face and/or body is bumpy and you leak from each blemish. They love you even if your skin aches from the buildup in your pores.

Your F/O loves you even though you have hip dips. Or hyperpigmentation. Or a double chin. Or stretch marks. Or a cleft lip. Or are very hairy. Or anything else that society looks at in disgust.

And remember that they don't love you in spite of these. They love you with these.

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Fr tho!

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the problem with being into a bunch of superhero media + self inserting is that you're going to want to make the same character each time cuz the powers are just so cool + easy to work with.