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the freshmen i got paired to sail with today spend the first 20 minutes of practice passive aggressively insulting every aspect of my sailing technique and targeting every one of my insecurities and then we get out on the water and she 1) almost gets into probably a dozen collisions 2) RUNS AGROUND while docking and 3) most important. DOESNT CALL OUT WHEN SHES GYBING THE MAIN. MEANING I CAME 2 INCHES FROM HAVING MY SKULL KNOCKED IN BY THE BOOM (HIGH VELOCITY PIPE OF SOLID FUCKING METAL). THE DAY 1 SAILING SAFETY LESSON. IS CALL OUT WHEN YOURE ABOUT TO GYBE SO YOUR CREW DOESNT GET MAJOR HEAD TRAUMA. DID WE FORGET THAT ONE.

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take care of your mental health.

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"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

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had a dream i went to a new hair stylist and instead of giving me the cut i asked for they just shaved and widened my part :o(

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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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Trixie and Stella face warmups

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Oh hyenas & their catnip 🙂‍↔️

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he is so proud. he finished making all those by himself. would you accept his generous offer, and try one?

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HUH