you could kiss a hundred frogs in bogstwentysomething • she/theyDivorcee slash Fiancée of DetectiveJrDude
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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf
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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

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the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes
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Sex is good and all, but have you guys ever had a fic update while you were re-reading it?
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writers as soon as they see an attractive media character
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION 18.04 "I'm Fine, It's Fine. Everything Is Fine."
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everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7
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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future
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edit: ayo this is doing numbers. check out my newsletter, it's free and comes with bird facts
edit TWO: by popular request there are shirts now
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