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Idk what’s better to ask, what the fuck Vox sees in you, or what the fuck you see in Vox.

Oh well, I suppose you two are perfect for each other, a match made in hell.

Déjame sola Nyx NO me está respondiendo. /// Déjame solo Nyx NO me está respondiendo. (Masc + Fem)

(Leave me alone Nyx is NOT responding to me.)

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Si me suicido, todo esto es culpa tuya, tienes las manos manchadas de sangre, no eres mejor que nosotros aquí.

(If I kill myself this is all your fucking fault, the blood is on your hands, you're not any better then us here.)

Dude, do you have to be such a douche? And this is coming from the original dick himself.

Ah, el gran Adán. Ahora. Yo no soy nada de eso. Ven, ilumíname con tus afirmaciones de "malas acciones", ¿cómo puedo estar haciendo algo malo si mataste a millones? Eso no es justo asumir que soy malo porque actualmente estoy siguiendo lo que el infierno me hizo hacer, fui puesto aquí por un razón y estoy haciendo lo que me da la gana.

(Ah, the great Adam. Now. I am nothing of that sort. Come, enlighten me with your claims of "wrongdoings" how can I be doing something wrong if you killed millions, now that's not fair to assume I am bad because I am currently following what Hell made me do, I was put down here for a reason and I am doing what I damn please.)

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si me dejas me mato, no te vayas te amo, VOX te ama y las promesas que nos hiciste a los dos!!

(if you leave me I will kill myself, don't go I love you, VOX loves you what about the promises you made both of us!!)

Dude, do you have to be such a douche? And this is coming from the original dick himself.

Ah, el gran Adán. Ahora. Yo no soy nada de eso. Ven, ilumíname con tus afirmaciones de "malas acciones", ¿cómo puedo estar haciendo algo malo si mataste a millones? Eso no es justo asumir que soy malo porque actualmente estoy siguiendo lo que el infierno me hizo hacer, fui puesto aquí por un razón y estoy haciendo lo que me da la gana.

(Ah, the great Adam. Now. I am nothing of that sort. Come, enlighten me with your claims of "wrongdoings" how can I be doing something wrong if you killed millions, now that's not fair to assume I am bad because I am currently following what Hell made me do, I was put down here for a reason and I am doing what I damn please.)

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Since you’re a moth and moths are attracted to light, I do sincerely hope when you die, it goes somewhat like this.

https://youtu.be/_iVrRcEVIA8?si=ApyIugPXzhvBXR5m

Espero que tú y tus amigos piensen en sus agresiones contra un POC :) /// Espero que tú y tus amigas piensen en sus agresiones contra un POC :) (masc + fem)

(I hope you and your friends think about your aggressions against a POC :))

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Nyx, querida y amada, ¡vuelve! ¡Por favor, lo que todos dicen de mí es falso! ¡No soy un pedazo de mierda! ¡Te amo por favor!

(Nyx, my dear and love come back! Please, what everyone is saying about me is false! I am not a peice of shit! I love you please!)

Dude, do you have to be such a douche? And this is coming from the original dick himself.

Ah, el gran Adán. Ahora. Yo no soy nada de eso. Ven, ilumíname con tus afirmaciones de "malas acciones", ¿cómo puedo estar haciendo algo malo si mataste a millones? Eso no es justo asumir que soy malo porque actualmente estoy siguiendo lo que el infierno me hizo hacer, fui puesto aquí por un razón y estoy haciendo lo que me da la gana.

(Ah, the great Adam. Now. I am nothing of that sort. Come, enlighten me with your claims of "wrongdoings" how can I be doing something wrong if you killed millions, now that's not fair to assume I am bad because I am currently following what Hell made me do, I was put down here for a reason and I am doing what I damn please.)

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Puedes reflexionar y pensar que puedes cambiar todo lo que quieras, pero la realidad es que recurres a la violencia contra las personas que dices que son tus hijos. ¿Matar a tus hijos es una forma de arreglar la humanidad? Admítelo, Adam, eres tan deplorable como cualquier asesino en serie de aquí. Tu orgullo te cegó.

(You can reflect and think you change all you want but the reality of it all is you resort to violence to the people you claim are your children, is killing your kids a way of fixing humanity? Face it Adam you're just as deplorable as any serial killer down here. Your pride blinded you.)

Dude, do you have to be such a douche? And this is coming from the original dick himself.

Ah, el gran Adán. Ahora. Yo no soy nada de eso. Ven, ilumíname con tus afirmaciones de "malas acciones", ¿cómo puedo estar haciendo algo malo si mataste a millones? Eso no es justo asumir que soy malo porque actualmente estoy siguiendo lo que el infierno me hizo hacer, fui puesto aquí por un razón y estoy haciendo lo que me da la gana.

(Ah, the great Adam. Now. I am nothing of that sort. Come, enlighten me with your claims of "wrongdoings" how can I be doing something wrong if you killed millions, now that's not fair to assume I am bad because I am currently following what Hell made me do, I was put down here for a reason and I am doing what I damn please.)

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Important OOC

if Val is away or Vox it means I got too much sick from playing thwe chgaracter Val. It's usually due to remembering something like that, which i know i know "not a good idea" i don't trust someone can handle the hate.

So be sure, even when writing Vakl i get sick -_-

Also, you're wondering the

deflection denying defending / distraction / delaying

in the tags are? They are basically DESCRIBING what Val does in that scenario that is abusive. I follow these rules when writing.

Deflection: Deflecting from the point such as refusing to answer a question or downright trying to pin something else on the person/victim. Denying: Self explainatory. Defending: Same as Deflection. Distraction: Trying to distract people from anything. DELAYING: trying to delay the person.

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You just want to speak to nyx alone? You aren't fooling anybody. But fine, I'll humor you. The only way you're ever going to "speak to nyx alone" is over my dead fucking body.

Angie, ¿Antonio qué? Sólo quiero preguntarle algo importante, no es gran cosa, querida, ¡déjame hablar con ella!

(Angie, Anthony what? I just want to ask her something important its not that big of a deal, dear just let me talk to her!)

(ooc: uigghhh this is sickening ngl. reminds me of my ex -_- fuck val.)

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Espera, ¿no eres el mismo primer hombre egoísta llamado Adam que dejó a Nyx en el infierno? ¿Quién eres TÚ para decidir si algo es impío o no? ¿No eres tú el mismo que intentó afirmar que eres dios y que, por tanto, deberías ser adorado? ¿No es pecado el orgullo que exhuberáis? Un poco irónico y despectivo.

(Hold on, aren't you the same egotisical first man named Adam that left behind Nyx in Hell? Who are YOU to decide weither or not somethings unholy? Aren't you the same one who tried to claim you are god himself and thus should be worshipped? Isn't Pride which you exhubrate, a sin? Kinda ironic and deflective.)

Dude, do you have to be such a douche? And this is coming from the original dick himself.

Ah, el gran Adán. Ahora. Yo no soy nada de eso. Ven, ilumíname con tus afirmaciones de "malas acciones", ¿cómo puedo estar haciendo algo malo si mataste a millones? Eso no es justo asumir que soy malo porque actualmente estoy siguiendo lo que el infierno me hizo hacer, fui puesto aquí por un razón y estoy haciendo lo que me da la gana.

(Ah, the great Adam. Now. I am nothing of that sort. Come, enlighten me with your claims of "wrongdoings" how can I be doing something wrong if you killed millions, now that's not fair to assume I am bad because I am currently following what Hell made me do, I was put down here for a reason and I am doing what I damn please.)

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Dude, do you have to be such a douche? And this is coming from the original dick himself.

Ah, el gran Adán. Ahora. Yo no soy nada de eso. Ven, ilumíname con tus afirmaciones de "malas acciones", ¿cómo puedo estar haciendo algo malo si mataste a millones? Eso no es justo asumir que soy malo porque actualmente estoy siguiendo lo que el infierno me hizo hacer, fui puesto aquí por un razón y estoy haciendo lo que me da la gana.

(Ah, the great Adam. Now. I am nothing of that sort. Come, enlighten me with your claims of "wrongdoings" how can I be doing something wrong if you killed millions, now that's not fair to assume I am bad because I am currently following what Hell made me do, I was put down here for a reason and I am doing what I damn please.)

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Ahora. ¡eso es falso! ¿Por qué dirías cosas tan horribles sobre mí? ¿Valentino? ¿Tienes alguna idea de lo difícil que lo pasé en la vida? ¡Estuve SIN HOGAR durante años! Y ahora tengo que escuchar acusaciones descaradamente falsas sobre un POC español-italiano muy trabajador con alguien llamado qué… ¿LAMENTEDWATERS2? Quiero decir, lo siento, no quise hacer o decir eso, POR FAVOR verifique los hechos.

(Now. that's false! Why would you say such horrible things about me? Valentino? Do you have any idea on how hard I had it in life? I was HOMELESS for years! And now I have to hear blantly false allegations about a hard working spanish-italian POC with someone by the name of what… LAMENTEDWATERS2? I mean sorry, I didn't mean to do that or say that, PLEASE factcheck.)

Y’know, I didn’t think I could hate someone more than I hate @voxcriticizes , but here we are. You deserve the absolute worst you four-armed skank. Stay away from my friend Angel and the others you inflict torment on. Capiche?

¿Qué? No, nunca lastimaría a Angel ni a Nyx, solo quiero hablar con Nyx a solas. ¿Es mucho pedir? Quiero decir, ¿por qué alguien como yo sería… malicioso?

(What? No, I would never hurt Angel or Nyx, I just want to speak to Nyx alone. Is that too much to ask? I mean why would someone like me be… Malicious?)

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Y’know, I didn’t think I could hate someone more than I hate @voxcriticizes , but here we are. You deserve the absolute worst you four-armed skank. Stay away from my friend Angel and the others you inflict torment on. Capiche?

¿Qué? No, nunca lastimaría a Angel ni a Nyx, solo quiero hablar con Nyx a solas. ¿Es mucho pedir? Quiero decir, ¿por qué alguien como yo sería… malicioso?

(What? No, I would never hurt Angel or Nyx, I just want to speak to Nyx alone. Is that too much to ask? I mean why would someone like me be… Malicious?)

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Sí, claro, vete a la mierda, perdiste el favor en el momento en que ese imbécil pelirrojo blanqueado se convirtió en la perra de Lilith… Oh, lo siento, la perra de ROSIE.

¿Sabías que el hombre que te tiene atado también lo está por la correa de una mujer blanca? Verdaderamente un universo distópico.

No hay pecados que me asusten, personalmente, no están en nuestras jurisdicciones, por lo que no deberían estar involucrados, ahora si es Asmodeus o Lucifer entonces tal vez lo reconsidere.

(Yeah right fuck off prick, you lost favor the moment that whitewashed red haired imbecile had became Lilith's bitch… Oh sorry, ROSIE'S bitch.

Did you know that the man who has you on the leash is also being held by the leash of a white woman? Truly a dystopian universe.

Ain't no sins scare me, personally, they aren't in our juristrictions, so they shouldn't be involved, now if it's Asmodeus or Lucifer then maybe I reconsider.)

Spero che vi rendiate conto che, qualunque cosa accada, vostra moglie e i vostri figli non saranno MAI al sicuro da me e da mio marito, continueremo a dare la caccia a voi idioti. I tuoi giorni sono contati. /// Espero que se den cuenta de que pase lo que pase, su esposa y sus hijos NUNCA estarán a salvo de mí y de mi esposo, seguiremos persiguiéndolos, idiotas. Tus días están contados.

(I hope you realize that no matter what, your wife and kids are NEVER safe from me and my husband, we will continue to go after you idiots. Your days are numbered.)

-🌹

Valentino have you even see the way your husband has been typing for the past day and a half? Also last I checked you pussied out when you realized I had Satan and Mammon on my side, so try harder.

Cuck.

QUICK EDIT:Aph is in heaven, not hell, so really it's just Dusk you're after and trust me I told Vaggie and everyone to keep an eye out for your slimy ass

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Tracking Info Relating To The AU Blogs!

This is a Masterlist of the AU Blogs, not in any particular order! This blog is ran by Tom Trench and Katie Killjoy.

@0ctaviacr1ticizes @seraphinacriticizes @mammoncriticizes / @mammoncritical @pentiouscriticizes @voxcriticizes @aphcriticizes @zestialcriticizes @soberedupcatcritises @nyxcriticizes @godcriticizes @adamcritical @duskcriticizes @stellacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @angelcritizes @pringles-the-butler @gracecritical @satancriticizes

Current Info

Vox is the main antagonist

Satan is the real ruler of Hell

Updates and Happenings

1/27/25: The Great Hackening 1/28/25: Kidnapping + New Faces 1/29/25: The Beginning of the End

Notes

Not everyday will I be able to update so keep that in mind unless people wanna join in to update the blog in my stead.

ALSO RAN BY @pleasantspark LOL!

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Vaffanculo con quella merda, non minacciarmi MAI più con quel martello, hai capito? /// Vete a la mierda con esa mierda, NUNCA más me amenaces con ese martillo, ¿entiendes?

(Fuck off with that shit, don't you EVER fucking threaten me with that hammer ever again, you hear?)

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Are u vox boyfriend then fuck u fake radiance

At least I have better bitches ;)

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Val's Sex Club

tw: rape, abuse, sa, anything val related! Please proceed with caution.

AS OF NOW, VAL'S ARC HAS FINISHED, HE IS NOW CANONICALLY DEAD AND WILL REMAIN DEAD, AS SUCH CONTACTING THE BLOG IS IMPOSSIBLE DUE TO THE MEASURES TOOK TO KEEP HIM DEAD.

Welcome, or Unwelcome to ValCriticizes an unfortunate side blog ran by @pleasantspark. He's sadly apart of the selfaware au

Information Regarding Val

I am a SA Survivor (Specifically CSA) I've written Val to be according to actual abusers and not whiny bitches, and because of that there will be trigger warnings in EVERY post. I followed some articles to also help.

While Val is Spanish I think the proper identity for him is Spanish-Itallian and I will be using (poor) google translate to also have him speak it.

Val is duplicitous in Vox's behavior, I was debating on making Vox and Val Dual the account together but not really.

As per his dox by @mammoncritical his real name is Ricardo Ramirez and yes he did SA someone in real life.

I hate Val as much as possible and I am intentionally making him unlikable and I will NOT hold back any punches.

I will block anyone who Stans or Kins Val as this isn't a space where he can be idolized.

Will Val ever become redeemed? I see it as a monkey paw situation, people like Val will NEVER change, they only want to gain something. Val realistically will NEVER try to make the attempt to change.

Rules for Interacting with Val

While he's a sex pest, he will try and keep it cool, I will be more and more safe with him, kids can be watching all though he will be harsh. In nature, if you want to send him death threats go ahead, fuck Val.

Val's Family

@voxcriticizes - Husband

Other Critical Blogs

@claracriticizes @saintmichaelcriticizes @satancriticizes @nyxcriticizes @seraphinacriticizes @duskcriticizes @aphcriticizes @soberedupcatcritises @mammoncriticizes / @mammoncritical @zestialcriticizes @loonacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @stellacriticizes @pringles-the-butler @fizzcriticizes @angelcritizes @0ctaviacr1ticizes @pentiouscriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @adamcritical @gracecritical @tilla-critical @godcriticizes

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