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My constant need for attention will be the end of me

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A little angsty but I literally want to rip my own skin off because I can’t function alone.

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I fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I go to work, I go to school, but when I come home, I fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I spend Christmas with my family and stare blankly out the window as my siblings unwrap their presents because I can’t wait to get home and fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. Sometimes I throw wild Great Gatsby esque parties where I hover over my guests from the second floor and while I enjoy the lifestyle, I’m burdened by a profound loneliness because all I’m really thinking about is fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I love fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I love it so much that every second I spend not fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls I’m having American Psycho esque daydreams where I brutally slaughter my corporate competitors because I yearn for an escape from backhanded platitudes and my own catharsis-less sociopathic tendencies that capitalist America has forced upon me. Also because I am desperate to go home and fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls.

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who else is taking a big sip of

My Significant Other Is Amazing And Im So Lucky to Have Them In My Life juice on this fine tuesday

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yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

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When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

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I love how most of Ojisama to Neko so far needs no translation.

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

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farewell to the memes of 2017

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MY HEART

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destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

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Paulo Sebastian Spring/Summer Couture 2018 - Once Upon A Dream

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One question

Who will stop him

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Photographer Captures Heartwarming Portraits of Blind Cats to Help Them Get Adopted

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fedoras are bad, yeah, but occasionally you’ll find someone attractive enough to pull it off. a top hat, though? a top hat makes you look like a total asshole no matter who you are