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⚠️ PLAY TO WIN ⚠️

A big thanks to the wonderful @mushroomstairs for coding & lettering the instruction panels! Here are some closeups and the the pinball design flats-

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

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hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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We got Lamb hangover.

But how is Leshy's hangover?

He's more used to them by now I think

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since you’ve been showing us drunk followers lately I want to know what lamb is like when drunk (ik they probably don’t get drunk often but I wanna know so badly)

(Old ask, because i didnt have any ideas for it until recently so uwu)

Who better to get drunk with than the ex god of chaos? Only they are both pretty chill and just spend the night singing songs together 🎶

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made this for shits n giggles when I was looking for voice claims for them

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Sweater town

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some Trod au Bishop Family warm up doodles + a lil chart about everyone's opinions on cannibalism. i should do a chart for everyone on all the doctrines tbh

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I really want to draw an alternate comic for 'what if the Lamb agreed to sacrifice themselves' for Trod AU because that Narinder, if he revives them right after, would be so completely stoked on his freedom he's a rapidly bouncing atom next to a stun locked Lamb

So imagine: It's the gateway temple room, followers are celebrating the arrival of Death himself. Aym and Baal emerge also freed along with him. All is loud cheering and laughing as the Lamb stands there dumbfounded because aren't they supposed to be dead? The One Who Waits is laughing, there's deathly power flowing through the air it's almost practically visible, it's bright and light and everyone is ecstatic.

Then Narinder, still considered 'The One Who Waits and God of Death' by all followers and who is currently off his shits, picks up the Lamb in a spin, wildly laughing about his freedom, and then dips them in a kiss.

In the famous 'Sailor kiss photograph' type of way. Dude doesn't even think about it just goes for it. Consequences pending.

Do you think the crowd would go wild because I think they would go quiet for a second and then go absolutely ape shit

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for the trod bad end, what is going on with the other bishops? are they there, did narinder kill them? and if they're present, what do they think?

For Bad End specifically, it depends.

They could have left the cult and gone back to their domain, Narinder being too grief stricken to stop them and them having their own reasons (search to gain back power, to be away from him and anything to do with the Lamb, or to simply experience life as a non-bishop)

Or perhaps, left out of fear for being used as fodder for Narinder to bring them back, considering he doesn't exactly have a completely repaired relationship with them yet.

He ends up alone, one way or another.

Or, say they don't leave and aren't killed for his goals, but rather recruited to help him achieve it. Atonement for their sins, they become the very tools needed to sweep Death over the world. Which, considering Choas, Famine, Plague and War, is a very, very easy thing to do.

They'd go right back to tyranny and miserable grip they had before, only this time it's to serve Death rather than to lock him away.

As for what they think? Depending on where they are in the relationship: mockery. fear. grief, maybe. A sense that no matter what, nothing is ever in their control. They were all a subject of prophecy and what change they worked towards after it was ripped away. Emptiness, all of them, for the Lamb that was either enemy or friend but still a large part of their lives for the past millennia no longer exists on this dimensional plane.

I don't think anyone wins in this situation.

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MASSIVE MONSTER IS THAT YOU

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Nari checking up on his vessel some random tuesday morning

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Nari checking up on his vessel some random tuesday morning

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Nari checking up on his vessel some random tuesday morning