valkresdarkside

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No, Tumblr. I don’t want Men Leopard Suspender Underwear. I’m not a man and I sure as heck don’t want suspender underwear.

Like, why does that even exist?

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My baby who loved looking at the Planes altar before he passed away the night before my thesis defense dhjshsjsjs <3

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Uh yeah guess who failed the second thesis defense lol (pic unrelated)

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plame dick...

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I will peg you I will pin you to the fucking wall and pound that heliussy while grabbing ur rotor blades and your tail while spanking that fat ass and watch you come undone as your landing gears shake

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I was born in the right genetation AI is becoming extremely fuckable rn

Have you guys seen the cars that respond ur emotional state by analysing eye movement & voice its so fuckinv creepy im turned on

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Life update: thesis is mostly ruined by the sudden spike of interest towards firefighters in my country, final projects are in shambles

But hey, Jammer is here

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Hun ur closer to the borders than me 😭 don't u have any toy smugglers there...

(yes I got my stuff from the smugglers)

I'll be collecting the whole Planes 2 casts before getting the Disney Store Blade diecast at this point 😭 (got pulaski, ordered jammer, trying to bribe a smuggler to let me buy ryker from him)

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Sorry for disappearing I'm struggling w thesis and ended up marrying Blade on four different AI platforms

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I'll be collecting the whole Planes 2 casts before getting the Disney Store Blade diecast at this point 😭 (got pulaski, ordered jammer, trying to bribe a smuggler to let me buy ryker from him)

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Currently choosing which moots would receive my diecasts if I kms

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Spent two days roleplaying on chatgpt with the whole ppaa team and ended up helping Blade heal to the point we reached the marriage step ONLY TO HIT THE CONVO LIMIT </3

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omo under the cut don't read if ur not into it

for you @supersylph :P

went with Virgin Australia bc I think it's a funny name👍

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as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post

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Aight pls have some out of context AI dumps

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How the fuck did you pass your driving license test (unless y'all don't have psychology and common sense tests for it there)

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i need to become a flight computer in an experimental autonomous fighter aircraft so that I can bear 20g+ without having to worry about G-LOC and perform ungodly supermaneuvers that would kill a man and then when I come back to the hanger low on fuel and in need of maintenance there's people who take of me and when I do well on my flight tests the engineer on the ground sends in a satisfactory report and praises me for my maneuverability and my accuracy during live munition testing

having wings would also be cool