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i can take them both (not in a fight).

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hi! it’s @puppymort! my blog was terminated. i’ve sent in appeals but i wanted to make this account anyway just in case i don’t get it back. reblogs are really appreciated so i can find my mutuals again :( thank you!

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doofus jerry finding a morticia and he finally understands why ricks always want to fuck mortys

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need to post more on this website i think. anyway rick wants summer just as bad as he wants morty i just rewatched something ricked this way comes and hes just jealous summer is getting groomed by some dude that isnt him

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Say what you want about Rick and Morty a lot of it is deserved but the fact the Smith's family's first instinct whenever something goes wrong or someone insults or lies to them is to beat the fuck outta them is insanely funny

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“Diane’s version”

OH NY GOD

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Dan Harmon's response regarding Rick's exact motivations when he'd retaliated against King Jellybean, and whether he considered if Rick cared about Morty. — 2014

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It was never his choice to leave

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thinking about how justin roiland once confirmed that rickorty and incest does exist in r&m, because theres infinite universes, so obviously at LEAST ONE of them, rick and morty are together and its perfectly normal/acceptable. and also basically giving us the okay to ship rickorty bc its fiction and who cares, like the show how you want to like it.

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I can't believe none of those "Rickorty in the comics" lists have this incredible page

Summer is the biggest Rickorty shipper evidence #73986290

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taking this snippet from here, I think we might get a chance to see Rick's parents!!! With the return of Hot Rick, it would make sense that we're going to see more of Rick's past. I'm getting more and more excited for this episode!!!

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i wonder what detox and toxic rick and morty would look like now after all their character arcs

i think detox rick would have his sentimentality and his attachments, while toxic rick would be left with his grudges and anger. detox rick might be a bit selfish, but he wouldn't be able to hit morty. toxic rick wouldn't have an attachment to morty anymore. rick sees his love for his family as more positive now. toxic rick wouldn't love his family and wouldn't feel guilty for the actions of the rick who raised his daughters; detox rick would, because he understands that the guilt he feels is necessary for keeping his relationship with them healthy.

detox morty would be pretty similar, if not worse, i believe. while rick has been improving, morty has honestly been getting worse. angrier, more aggressive. his assertiveness isn't bad but it does lead to more anger, which isn't healthy. toxic morty would be just as quiet and insecure, but now he'd be even more dependent on rick, even more submissive. detox morty would be more manipulative than ever before

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summer is basically rick’s wife (emotional incest wise) and morty is their child. think about that

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okay but this rick

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Not to be completely fucking Rickorty pilled but this is literally the receptionist for Rick World which is a resort by a Rick for Ricks, and it does have a Mortyland attached to it when you can drop off your Morty... so the fact that she had to ask DOES imply Ricks go there, a place literally stuffed to the brim with all their vices and desires, all the redheads and drugs and VR roleplay they can get, and choose to share a room with their Mortys often enough that the receptionist has to ask every Rick that checks in

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rick being misogynist in season one kills me because who are you. who the fuck are you you drunk idiot child molesting grooming incest trauma inducing depressed assface. who are you exactly. yeah i don’t adventure with chicks. anyways going to go get blackout drunk and jerk my penis to my grandson and piss myself

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a rick gets assigned to a rickless family and discovers that morty is blonde with freckles and a little widow's peak and he's just a mini diane and rick starts crying instantly