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Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or blue eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️

✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅

⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️

💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧

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my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

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g and q should be interchangeable

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I know not what weapons world war three will be fought with but world war four will be fought with plasma rifles and laser swords

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Google has really really gone downhill, man. So much AI garbage. Want an answer to a simple question gotta jump through fucking hoops. Hate these bastards.

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ass is the new esque

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this ai shit has gone too far

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I live in the country with equal parts poor ass motherfuckers in ramshackle homes and rich folks with multiple cars that cost as much as a house. But the nearest town is 15 minutes away. I wasn't gonna go to a No Kings protest today cause I figured i'd have to go all the way to Seattle for it, an hour away, but what do you know - I've got folks lining all four corners of the main intersection, coming out in protest. What an amazing thing, truly. Proud of my little part of town.

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really want just one time for one of my players to make a bad pun around an NPC so I can tell them to roll initiative

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new fallujah fucks hard. not a huge fan of the dude's cleans but they're not too distracting. the haunting beauty of the lady's clean vocals on Dreamless just cannot be surpassed, but Xenotaph is really good. This band makes me want to buy headphones so I can hear them better

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i dont even want chips anymore

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NEW RULES must not send me wrong images or tell me that I am loved if you dont mean it

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Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium

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more bugs. comin your way