I have emotional motion sickness, somebody roll the windows down
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sorry i love sluts. i thought we all loved sluts. i thought this was the slut-loving website. my bad i guess
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some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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wait other post cancelled. mutuals. when r ur birthdays.
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Instagram is now just showing me a bunch of videos about xans which is not what I need right now
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The thing about being both drunk and hungover at 10pm and continuing to drink is now at 5am I can't get to sleep bc a) im beyond nauseous and b) I have evening levels of hangxiety
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese
i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed
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just remembered the production of spring awakening i saw last year where they had a playlist of angsty teen pop punk going as pre show and interval music, which was already a stellar choice, but then literally the second the show ended they started playing WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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Pulling out all the stops to hopefully finally fall asleep. We've got the bearlian, the weighted blanket, the front bottoms live performance video, all ontop of a med to help me sleep. Hopefully that's enough to get me a good 6-8 hrs
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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that
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