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valleyofthedollparts · 3 months
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haaate answering the door. like what do you want bitch
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valleyofthedollparts · 4 months
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the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”
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valleyofthedollparts · 4 months
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me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism. 
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valleyofthedollparts · 4 months
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I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
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valleyofthedollparts · 4 months
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I need to Pee but I already peed 3 times today and I think My bladder’s getting used to it. I need to train her to be stronger
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valleyofthedollparts · 4 months
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doing risky shit because you lowkey wanna die
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valleyofthedollparts · 5 months
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American Horror Story: Coven 3.08:"The Sacred Taking"
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valleyofthedollparts · 5 months
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10000 likes!
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valleyofthedollparts · 6 months
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Parallels: Kathryn Merteuil in Cruel intentions (1999) and Laura Palmer in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
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valleyofthedollparts · 6 months
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I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens. 
Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen!
Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!?
Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn’t it?
Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS?
Me: errr, yeah, they’re predators you know?
Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS?
Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and fly off with them
Frank: THEY FLY… wait, hang on… Oh…. I see… Err… In German, Igel is.. Errr…
(long, long pause)…
AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!
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valleyofthedollparts · 6 months
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don’t be embarrassed that little joys take up a lot of space in your heart. sometimes they’re the most important things there are in your life, and deserve your attention
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valleyofthedollparts · 6 months
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sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad
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valleyofthedollparts · 6 months
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no but you know what would be nice? experiencing the kind of happiness that doesn’t turn out to be a lesson that I have to mourn over for at least 3 months
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