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I'm back in my Saiki phase and oh my god I found your acc and I'm already in love 🫶🏻🫶🏻

STOP this is so sweet 🥹🥹 im so glad ive found my people!

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saiki would lowkey be such a loser in love imo

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I wrote a situation with the germanium bracelet and saiki from my previous post about the saiki boyfriend headcanons. An attempt was made!

Note: not proofread, might edit later!

For reference:

Thoughts

Saiki Thoughts

Saiki dialogue

Today was… interesting, to say the least. You went out with Saiki to the park for some peace and quiet, yet you guys managed to run into Kaidou and Nendou. One thing led to another, and like always, Saiki saved the day.

You were certainly exhausted from everything that happened earlier, but it was fun. You knew that Saiki was even more drained. Well, socially. He has a ton of physical endurance, he’s a psychic!

You really wanted to show him your appreciation for today. You already thanked him before he brought you home, but you felt like it wasn’t enough.

This kept you up at night. Your brain has been racking through all of the ideas you could think of, but, eventually, it came to that.

Maybe, it’s worth a shot.

You sigh and prepare to block all of your additional and unnecessary thoughts before removing your bracelet.

“Here goes nothing” You mutter under your breath as you remove your bracelet.

Thank you for today, Kusuo. I’m proud of you. Love you!

The air left your lungs so easily, leaving you gasping as you grasped your bracelet. You didn’t even speak, you just thought it.

He’s already yours, yet you still act like a nervous wreck. You tried to convince yourself that he probably didn’t hear it. (keyword: tried)

“I mean, we are neighbors, but there are a ton of houses within a 200 meter radius right? Yeah, he probably didn’t hear it.” Deep down, you really hoped he heard it.

In the house next to yours, however, a particular psychic faced something… ‘uniquely challenging’.

Saiki sat up straight from his bed. He was about to go to sleep, but he noticed an additional voice— a voice he would never forget. (how could he not remember your voice??)

Oh, wow

He immediately teleported to your room, and ended up right next to you.

“Hey.” This is what I feared the most.

Your mind went blank and it didn’t hit you for a good second.

“Who are you!” You scream.

Are you kidding me.

Luckily I’m alone in the house, thank you for being abroad, mom & dad! I wouldve been soooo dead if they were here! Thank you Lord!

You think to yourself, momentarily taking your mind off of the situation in front of you.

WAIT! KUSUO?! Nah im just dreaming! Haha!

You breathe in and close your eyes, trying to regain your composure. Your eyes open, expecting him to disappear. But he’s actually there. It’s the Saiki Kusuo, and he’s not just a figment of your imagination. You were NOT expecting this outcome.

“I’m real. It’s me.” Obviously.

Your eyes widen and your body (and mind) stops functioning again. You breathe in, and out, resorting to that tactic. The tactic you always do best, DOUBLE A: Avoid and Avert the situation!

“Why are you here?” you give him that smile that you know he knows all too well.

There you go with your 'strategy'.

“Don’t act clueless. I heard that.”

“Heard what! Haha! Aww do you miss me!” a nervous chuckle escapes your mouth. The type that screams ‘I know what you mean but I don’t want to admit it!’, and he can tell.

“Don’t change the topic” Please.

“Oh well. I tried!” You let out an overly dramatic sigh as you accept your defeat. I can never win against him. Even without his telepathy, he can always figure me out…

“Why are you here though?”

“Because of that. I accidentally instinctively teleported.” I don’t even know why, I just know how.

“So you do miss me?”

“We just had a meetup a couple hours ago.” But I guess I don’t mind spending CAN TOLERATE a few more hours with you.

He didn’t directly answer the question, but you know the answer. You end up giving him a big fat grin. Why do you have to be so freaking cute!

He looks at you— this time, eye to eye. It takes you aback, but you’re no stranger to holding eye contact.

This means business, huh?

You brace yourself for whatever news that might arrive.

I can’t believe I’m gonna say this.

He sighs and mumbles out a phrase,

“Can you do it again? I’m just testing something out. And I need the data. This is for the sake of convenience.”

Silence filled the room. No freaking way. Your hand immediately went to check his forehead.

“What are you doing?”

“Oh wait, I forgot. You can’t get sick.”

“Did you seriously think I got sick?” You…

“Well what can I think! This is… bizarre?” You blink at him in confusion.

I agree. I’m confused too.

“I won’t ask again. If you don’t want to then, I won’t press on it.”

“No no no, how can I let this pass by! Sorry, I was just… shocked. I was expecting bad news.” Your serious expression turned into a beamed ear to ear, Saiki can tell you were enjoying this though. This teasing was torture for him (even if it isn’t even considered teasing, STILL!).

Stop it with the nonsense. Please just cut to the chase.

“I knew this was a bad idea, I’ll go back. Sorry.” He blurted it out, in his usual monotone voice.

You placed your hand above his.

“Don’t-“

Too late.

You teleported with him.

To his house.

There was a moment of awkward silence, in the same position that you were in a second ago, just in his bedroom this time.

You gave him a blank facial expression. He returned it with one as well.

“Please teleport us back.”

“Can’t. Only after 3 minutes”

The both of you returned to your bedroom. Your hand was still on top of his, even while you spiraled— and Saiki can tell.

What the hell will I even say? Gosh. This is like the third time I’ve done this. I know he deserves this but I’m so shy. What the heck. What the heck. Oh my gosh I’m gonna explode.

“You’re spiraling, aren’t you? I mean, it’s just thoughts. I hear millions of them, everyday.”

“It’s alright.”

“Okay. I’m gonna let go of this in a bit. I’ll try my best to be ‘quiet’, my thoughts can get a bit loud.”

“I know.” You’re talkative. Not that I mind.

“I’ll try to just say your name. I don’t know what else to say.”

I didn’t even expect you to say yes.

He gave a simple nod. This put you at ease. At least there's a calm one here!

You looked away. There’s no way I can look at him like this. You removed your grip from the bracelet.

Saiki Kusuo.

I love you.

You immediately touched the bracelet, and let out a sigh of relief.

The last part was definitely not planned, but it just felt right to include it— as if those words were meant to be woven into the same sentence. As if they were the last pieces to the puzzle that just fit perfectly.

And that’s what caused Saiki to feel… something. He felt a tug at his heart and the usual butterflies in his stomach (let’s be real, he always feels this with you, he just doesn’t want to admit it.) He felt something else, it’s more as if he heard something.

“There, was that alright?”

Wait. I think there was an explosion.

You took a small peak to see his reaction. He just had his usual, nonchalant look. But this time, it felt a bit different.

This lessens my embarrassment. Thank God!

He did not respond.

“… hey are you okay?”

He did not respond.

“Hey… don’t die on me!” You give a dramatic face as you sit up, straighter this time, and lean towards him.

“You’re too young… you have your whole life ahead of you!” You playfully cry as you pretend to check his pulse.

“You’re dangerous.” You do not know the damage done.

“Huh?”

“I think something… happened.”

“Why, Kusuo?”

“Good grief. I used clairvoyance.” The aliens are mad…

Yeah. A moon that belonged to an unidentified planet of a different universe randomly exploded. Saiki knew he PROBABLY had a connection to it, and it’s PROBABLY because he was taken aback from the last phrase you uttered out of the blue. But it's a huge mystery! Who knows!

Even though he was in denial, he had to acknowledge the fact that it happened unintentionally. His powers were acting up. And this occurs every time you manage to catch him off guard.

“Why, what happened?”

“I think a moon exploded.”

“OUR MOON?!”

“No, the moon of a random planet.” Why are you checking the window?

“HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT?”

At this point, you were pacing around the room, with your hands sweating and practically gripping your bracelet.

Leaning your back to the wall, you decided to let go of those thoughts as you sat down on the ground.

“This is so not good for my heart.” You mumbled under your breath, but you know Saiki heard this very clearly.

You looked to your left and see Saiki in the same position as you, right beside you.

“You know, if you wanted me to say anything like that, you just have to tell me.”

“I’m just not used to this.”

“Okay, then let’s settle on a sign.” You straighten your back against the wall.

“If you wanted me to be more yk, then just tug at my shirt. Alright?”

“Alright.” You make things seem so simple.

“Here, let’s try it!” You were INCREDIBLY eager to try out this new system. More expressive Kusuo? Yes please, give me more!

“Now?” It’s worth a try. It could just solve the mystery of my incredibly random power outbreaks. (Luckily you’re patient, because he will be in denial for a LONG time)

Let’s get this over with.

Saiki sighed tugged at the sleeve of your pajamas.

You immediately reacted to this and sat closer to him.

You leaned in a bit closer to his ear, and quietly whispered,

“I love you, Saiki Kusuo”

Every syllable was enunciated clearly. It wasn’t slurred and said sloppily, it was softly sang as if it was only something to be known between the two of you. If it was a love song, it would be Saiki’s favorite.

You gave a short peck on his cheeks and rested your head on his shoulder.

“See, that wasn’t so bad now, was it?”

“I don’t mind it.”

He rested his head on top of yours, enveloped by the warmth and silence the night had to offer.

“Hey, what do you think about going to Cafe Mami tomorrow?” you suggested on a whim.

“I think I owe you Coffee Jelly because of this.”

You really didn’t owe him anything, you just wanted an excuse to give him something. Saiki knows your habit of doing this.

“I think that’s a great idea.” Tomorrow, I think I can finally have a normal day. Hopefully, probably, maybe.

Who am I kidding.

But I don’t think it would be as bad if I’m with you.

You smiled at him and gave him a light chuckle before quietly drifting off to sleep.

Saiki gently carried you back to bed and tucked you in before teleporting back home.

Maybe God is on my side this time. I’m taking this as an apology to my disastrous life.

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Bean bags are so cool. I feel like we as a society need to talk about them more ITS LITERALLY THERAPY???

Feeling alone? Sit on your bean bag.

Want a hug? Sit on your bean bag, IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONES HUGGING YOU

Crashing out? Sit on your bean bag.

Reading but can’t find the perfect position? SIT. ON. YOUR. BEAN. BAG. it literally shapes itself according to how your seated on it.

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this is so cute I'm literally speechless I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOSH

I'm in my Saiki K phase so I made an attempt at writing a few headcannons! This has been rotting in my mind (and notes...) for a while now SO PLEASE BARE W ME POIUYGFDW Note: The reader in this situation has a germanium bracelet which blocks his telepathy.

Saiki k boyfriend headcannons

- He does secret daily check-ups every time you aren't with him.

- Saiki would use clairvoyance to make sure you get home safely (if he can't walk you home). - He would randomly surprise you with telepathy when you aren’t together, especially when you’re indecisive.

“The beige cardigan, or the pink one? I mean, I do have a ton of pink clothes. Hmm. Should I switch to another color this time?” “The pink one’s nice” “… what the heck. You stalker. But thanks tho! Was leaning towards it! ^^”

- He isn't huge on pda but enjoys your occasional clinginess when it's just the two of you.

- You usually lie down on your bed and rest your legs on top of his lap while he sits down and plays his crappy games.

“Is this alright with you?” “Its fine. I don't mind” "Thanks. Love you too!”

- He usually just nods at the last statement, he isnt big on words of affection (but you know he feels the same way).

- Despite the usual cold expression he gives everyone, he softens his eyes when you’re with him.

- He doesn’t seem to note of the change in his eyes (spoiler alert: his friends do, and start becoming stiff around him— it's rare he changes his glare to a gaze).

- You don’t seem to notice either, but you do feel the slight shift in his demeanor.

- You’re the only person he tolerates, and one of the only people (if not, the only person) who gets him to “soften up”, even if its just a little bit.

- He’s alright with pet names from time to time, but you either use his first name or dear (love and darling might just cause a distant planet to disintegrate, and the aliens will NOT be happy with that).

- You’re big on words of affirmation and gift giving, especially handmade ones (even though it takes you so many repeats and countless tutorials).

- Sometimes Saiki gets surprised when he sees your efforts during the process, especially when he uses clairvoyance to check up on you.

- His telepathy doesn't work on you because either he wears his ring, or because of your germanium bracelet.

- After learning some of his powers don’t work on you because of your bracelet, you’ve sworn to never take it off unless you want to annoy him or you get caught in a messy situation (your thoughts run rampant ALL THE TIME, guess this comes from being a yapper).

- Once in a while though, you remove your bracelet to give him encouraging remarks to him, especially after a long day.

- It makes him happier and feel more appreciated. I mean, you’re probably the only person (among his friends) that loves him for being him, not because he’s Psychic Saiki, but because he’s simply Saiki. Saiki Kusuo.

- He thinks that maybe, JUST MAYBE, helping out isn’t THAT much of a pain.

- He really doesn’t realize how much he has grown as a person ever since you’ve even been in his life.

- You were able to make him realize that he is a good person. It’s because of his powers, but because he is human, and he is not defined by his powers.

- Saiki may think that he is God’s least favorite, but he thinks that perhaps an angel was sent as an apology for his disastrous life. (He will never admit it to you though. Well, maybe when he’s ready to properly express his feelings)

- He’s truly lucky to have you by his side.

I might write a scenario with the bracelet situation. Lmk if you want to read it!

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I'm in my Saiki K phase so I made an attempt at writing a few headcannons! This has been rotting in my mind (and notes...) for a while now SO PLEASE BARE W ME POIUYGFDW Note: The reader in this situation has a germanium bracelet which blocks his telepathy.

Saiki k boyfriend headcannons

- He does secret daily check-ups every time you aren't with him.

- Saiki would use clairvoyance to make sure you get home safely (if he can't walk you home). - He would randomly surprise you with telepathy when you aren’t together, especially when you’re indecisive.

“The beige cardigan, or the pink one? I mean, I do have a ton of pink clothes. Hmm. Should I switch to another color this time?” “The pink one’s nice” “… what the heck. You stalker. But thanks tho! Was leaning towards it! ^^”

- He isn't huge on pda but enjoys your occasional clinginess when it's just the two of you.

- You usually lie down on your bed and rest your legs on top of his lap while he sits down and plays his crappy games.

“Is this alright with you?” “Its fine. I don't mind” "Thanks. Love you too!”

- He usually just nods at the last statement, he isnt big on words of affection (but you know he feels the same way).

- Despite the usual cold expression he gives everyone, he softens his eyes when you’re with him.

- He doesn’t seem to note of the change in his eyes (spoiler alert: his friends do, and start becoming stiff around him— it's rare he changes his glare to a gaze).

- You don’t seem to notice either, but you do feel the slight shift in his demeanor.

- You’re the only person he tolerates, and one of the only people (if not, the only person) who gets him to “soften up”, even if its just a little bit.

- He’s alright with pet names from time to time, but you either use his first name or dear (love and darling might just cause a distant planet to disintegrate, and the aliens will NOT be happy with that).

- You’re big on words of affirmation and gift giving, especially handmade ones (even though it takes you so many repeats and countless tutorials).

- Sometimes Saiki gets surprised when he sees your efforts during the process, especially when he uses clairvoyance to check up on you.

- His telepathy doesn't work on you because either he wears his ring, or because of your germanium bracelet.

- After learning some of his powers don’t work on you because of your bracelet, you’ve sworn to never take it off unless you want to annoy him or you get caught in a messy situation (your thoughts run rampant ALL THE TIME, guess this comes from being a yapper).

- Once in a while though, you remove your bracelet to give him encouraging remarks to him, especially after a long day.

- It makes him happier and feel more appreciated. I mean, you’re probably the only person (among his friends) that loves him for being him, not because he’s Psychic Saiki, but because he’s simply Saiki. Saiki Kusuo.

- He thinks that maybe, JUST MAYBE, helping out isn’t THAT much of a pain.

- He really doesn’t realize how much he has grown as a person ever since you’ve even been in his life.

- You were able to make him realize that he is a good person. It’s because he is human, and he is not defined by his powers.

- Saiki may think that he is God’s least favorite, but he thinks that perhaps an angel was sent as an apology for his disastrous life. (He will never admit it to you though. Well, maybe when he’s ready to properly express his feelings)

- He’s truly lucky to have you by his side.

I might write a scenario with the bracelet situation. Lmk if you want to read it!

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i love her sm

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i love her sm

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I love saiki so much HES SUCH A MOOD

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Saiki k is so peak I literally can’t get over it

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what the heck.

Saiki Motorcycle arc❗❗☺️

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LOVES

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lowkey mood

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hello... ♡₊˚ ☘️・₊✧