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The sexual tension between two people who are attracted to each other and want to have sex 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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i’m the everything girl like the bagel

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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

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i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

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hey man take a look at this

yea so it's like super mario bros but they're evil and they kill people and they kill the goombas and bowser too sometimes with guns

ok u can go back to what ur doing ty for listening

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(Thrall voice) The edibles...?

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cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

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normal people hearing Hall and Oates’ “I Can’t Go For That(No Can Do)”: hm, what a funky song. fun me and 408k other people:

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“We might see an R-rated Play-DOH movie, ‘cause with Play-Doh, you have the ability- say you were going to make a new Star Wars movie, right, and you’re bogged down with all this like- oh we gotta have Darth Vader, oh we gotta have Luke Skywalker, oh we gotta have Han Solo. With the Play-Doh movie, basically anything you can shape with your hands with the clay becomes a character in the movie, which basically gives you unlimited power for as many movies as possible.”

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Will.B.Missed

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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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LEGALIZE COOKIES

PLEASE

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very weird for people to get mad at scientists when they provide us better knowledge of how things are. they didn't change anything about it, it was always like that. they didn't change the color of neptune or glue feathers to dinosaurs, those had always been like that regardless of what we thought. the world exist independent of our perception of it. this isn't like a retcon of a fictional work.

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Reblogs were disabled so here you go

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メシくれよなのです

Give me dinner💢