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Leaked Godzilla vs Kong footage.

Real authentic footage, fresh from my uncle’s cousin who works at Legendary.

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Cuando ya vas por el tercero y te pide más mandanga.

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Via @Jammho (Twitter)

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Eso es puntería.

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Yo de mientras, he conseguido ser Lenin *_*

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Dedicado a los fans de Warhammer

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My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

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can someone photoshop these together so that they say contraception