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"Val's morning Four Loko" absolutely fucking sent me, and I just needed you to know that

Every once in a while you come across a headcanon so perfect...

asjdfs thank you ! I speak only truths about Valentino

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Agghhhhhh I'm even more obsessed with this!!

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doodles my favorite whore again

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that's my face

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Angry Dialogue

Part II

"Do you even care how this affects me?"

"You crossed the line, and you know it."

"Stop pretending like you're the victim here!"

"You can't fix it if you don't actually believe that it's broken!"

"This is all your fault and you know it!"

"Everyone can see what kind of person you are!"

"You're a failure! And I can't let you drag me down anymore."

"I warned you, but you just couldn't resist, could you?"

"How many more lies do you expect me to swallow?"

"You have some nerve showing your face here!"

"Don't act like you didn't know what you were doing."

"This isn't a mistake—this is a pattern."

"You always have an excuse, don't you?"

"It's not your decision to make, and it never was."

"This is the last time you will see me!"

"You can't just sweep this under the rug!"

"I'm emotional? I will show you how emotional I can be!"

"Why do I always end up cleaning up your messes?"

"Are you even listening to yourself? You don't make any sense!"

"You think this is a joke? People's lives are at stake!"

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human! vel and some grumpy old man

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“I’m a SHARK-” said Alastor the deer demon, “because it’s a good metaphor!’

(NO I will not do a part 2!💕)

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The Vees ✦

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Vox is VERY old, but he is learning.

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I love foils. So, here's a collection of similarities between Vox and Alastor!

The classic angry table clawing - everyone knows that one:

Smiling for heightened control and influence (and smiling through annoyance):

The [demonic shock] [slow head turn] [extra filtered voice] "haha, what did you [just] say?" scenes:

These scenes, at the beginning and end of Stayed Gone:

Depicting themselves as a member of a religious institution to vie for the audience's trust:

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and then he disappeared for seven years

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Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!

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the endless entertainment of pushing Vox to his limit 🤭

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Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo