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guys please it's prowl. prowl would abort. he would have aborted Springer
Transformers Abortus Prime Preliminary Poll!





PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT:
Starscream: I go into his tags and everyday I swear I see him pregnant. he would not want be pregnant or a parent. Side note I think pregnant robots are dumb, at least I'm the very basic way most people are doing it. That's not entirely related. Sorry. but anyways he would abort that thing!!!!!!! Knockout would administer his abortion with a GRIN
Starscream would NOTTTTT be letting some sparkling ruin his figure are you KIDDING? Number 1 Decepticon most likely to get an abortion. 🫡
He is not about to raise a child but doesn't believe in not fucking
After Jetfire defects to the Autobots he would deffo abort the pregnancy
Rodimus Prime: one time my mutual had a really vivid dream about rodimus' abortion. i would like to make that dream a reality
Megatron: His body is tea 🍵 (all continuities) & a baby would cramp his style (even if it's mine </3)
Prowl: He was the mother of Springer. He already got rid of that child to someone else. If he got pregnant again, he would abort. However, he would get pregnant again.
Shockwave: Stop him from experimenting on his own offspring PLEASE
#abortion tournament#abort that thing tournament#character poll#prowl#tf prowl#I SWEAR I AM NOT CRAZY#valveplug#sort of? eh???#mechpreg
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gang. im in a skystar mood.
okay, so, it's their first time, right? skyfire goes to top, while starscream is on bottom, but they both soon realize that skyfire is just too big, either by hurting starscream in accident, or just not being able to fuck him at all.
skyfire is horribly upset by either, even more so if he accidentally hurt starscream!
but starscream is a bastard, who wants skyfire, and will have him.
and that, my friends, is when starscream sees a glimpse of that puffy, fat-lipped, absolutely gorgeous valve.
so, starscream goes for it.
turns out, skyfires voice can go really high when starscreams eating him out!!!! and since nobody really fucked skyfires valve before, he's squeaking and squealing on starscreams dick in no time!
seeker knots, or barbs, or something, y'know?
easy fix!
now, angst time, what if skyfire was carrying when he was trapped in the ice? either, the sparkling doesn't make it, or, it does, beyond all odds.
if it did live, ratchet helps skyfire out, and skyfire never gets to tell starscream. plus when starscream shot him, it could have killed the sparkling!!
however, imagine their faces when they find out who the sire is. :)
anyways, bottom skyfire supremacy! make that marshmallow of a robot cry.
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
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EVERYONE. WE NEED TO SEE MEGATRON LACTATING AND PREGNANT.
LET HIM BE THE ULTIMATE BROODMARE.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
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#transformers prime#valveplug#not really#but the things I want him to do to me are#he's about to eat a decepticon#< prev#he can eat me instead 🤤🤤
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i need to be crushed in-between Airachnid and Arcee. I need to be double stuffed by them as they snap and bicker, while I'm too fucked out to notice.
also i need to eat one of them out while the other eats me out. maybe I'll get stuffed with eggs for Arcee to try to get out of me!
I need them both so badly.
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i think that Optimus should be gang banged by the rest of team prime.
they probably saw their prime working way too much, so, they came together and decided that this would be the best way to finally make him relax.
it starts out with ratchet fucking optimus, but when op's all sweet and pliant? the others come in. bulkhead gently holding Optimus down, while smokescreen sucks his spike, arcee gets his aft, and ratchet gets to sit back and watch as bumblebee happily takes his leader's valve.
afterall of them switching around a bunch (Optimus is never going to recover from bulkheads spike), Optimus is definitely pregnant! they've never seen him so relaxed!
but when Wheeljack comes around?
you know Optimus is gonna be in a wrecker sandwich.
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i think that Optimus should be gang banged by the rest of team prime.
they probably saw their prime working way too much, so, they came together and decided that this would be the best way to finally make him relax.
it starts out with ratchet fucking optimus, but when op's all sweet and pliant? the others come in. bulkhead gently holding Optimus down, while smokescreen sucks his spike, arcee gets his aft, and ratchet gets to sit back and watch as bumblebee happily takes his leader's valve.
afterall of them switching around a bunch (Optimus is never going to recover from bulkheads spike), Optimus is definitely pregnant! they've never seen him so relaxed!
but when Wheeljack comes around?
you know Optimus is gonna be in a wrecker sandwich.
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not enough body horror elements in transformers porn tbh
like wheres my tiny robots roaming their little hands inside of a bigger robots internal workings to mess up their cooling and heating functions to result in pseudo-temperature play. wheres my molten hot liquid metal burning and melting the external plating and fusing to the plating in pseudo-waxplay. denial kinks and nullification would be so easy if you just fuck a transformers body up or force them to get body mods. like cmon people. fuck that pussy up wheres my dissection and body part removal and body modification huh. where is it. give me transformers body horror goddamit
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bumblebee should top prowl.
make his ass cry.
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has anyone thought of jazz/tarantulas hate sex?
genuinely.
Prowl's current conjunx and ex baby daddy going at it, perhaps for prowl to watch.
maybe tarantulas saw jazz be the sire that stepped up for Springer, and decided that jazz should also be a carrier of one of his offspring, since he wants to take care of springer so much.
so, jazz writhing and calling for his prowler, as tarantulas mocks him, and makes him take his giant spike (ovipositor?)
maybe prowl watches his conjunx getting violated like he once did.
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the best thing for us as a society is for rodimus to have a fat, chubby t-dick.
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yknow, I don't think that Cybertronians can really get pregnant.
of course, in a valveplug setting, then yes, absolutely, it's hot.
however, in canon material? depending on the iteration, I think it all has to do with the sparks. Two bots pressing their sparks together, and one of them (or both) will end up with a little spark forming in their own spark chamber.
after it gets big enough, it gets put into a frame the two creators made. (I think it'd be cute if both creators put a piece of their own armor or protoform to help make it)
and then boom! newspark!
but mechpreg is absolutely fantastic in valveplug scenarios
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there should be more content of jazz bottoming to prowl while they roleplay as an inforcer and a criminal.
that's it, that's the post.
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ever consider that sexual dysmorphism could be used for the tfa bots?
such as; blitzbee.
may I present, small, colorful sire with horns to attract mate, going after a big, powerful carrier?does it not fit for most of the tfa ships?
megop; colorful small sire going after biggest, most powerful carrier
however, I mainly want to focus on blitzbee, because I love them.
if bumblebee were to get Blitzwing pregnant, it wouldn't even show!!! just bee going all crazy on whoever even looks at his mate, and being overall very obnoxious (very funny if team prime didn't even know, and they were technically still enemies)
megatron asks op to keep his scout away from his warrior, only for team prime to just find out that blitzwing is carrying because of that.
team prime is concerned that Blitzwing might genuinely eat bumblebee, while megatron does not need blitzwing running off.
the start of the truce is because bumblebee couldn't keep it in his panels, and blitzwing couldn't resist a small, clearly healthy based off of his brightness, and sadly charming, sire.
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imagine how protective Soundwave's cassettes would be? especially if Soundwave keeps the whole thing hidden for as long as possible? (not very long but still)
Imagine that he did manage to hide it but not from the cassettes but from Optimus and Megatron, and that years later they (accidentally) meet with their already grown sparklings
Megatron and Optimus really seem to want to repopulate Cybertron with soundwave apparently (• ▽ •;)
lowkey imagine the angst.
seeing their sparklings (this is how Hot Rod was born) all grown, while Soundwave never told them, instead keeping them away?
that's gotta hurt.
but if the three talk about their issues, and the two sides get to bond with their sparklings?
seeing them be gentle with them, even if their grown, will 100% get soundwave's libido back up.
it's not Optimus and Megatron who want to repopulate.
It's Soundwave.
And he's on a mission.
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yknow what?
rodimus should get put into an optimus and megatron sandwich.
actually, wait even better, Optimus in the middle.
Optimus having the twink that literally stole his ex, and the matrix, riding his spike like theirs no tomorrow, being super bratty and everything.
while Megatron gently fucks him, or gives him a bunch of murmured praises, all the whole trying to reign his Co-Captain is (roddy youre going to actually break op)
or Megatron being in the middle.
Optimus should get to be a bit rougher, as a treat. He should fuck Megatron into the closest mattress, while Rodimus is below Megatron, having to take the brunt of Optimus's roughness.
now, op is often gentle, and patient. however, with Megatron? he already can't help but be a bit more dominant. add Rodimus to the mix?
anyways, optimus snarling at Rodimus, telling him that a real prime would be able to take all of Megatron's spike
afterwards, op feels like trash about it, while roddy and megs are quick to reassure him that they would've tapped out. they do a bunch of fluffy aftercare, even if Roddy huffs about it sometimes, calling them old.
and it's okay, because next time they're going to leash op and he can be their pet! <3
#Megarodop#making up ship names as we go#valveplug#let them fuck#anyways Rodimus 100% would cuck Optimus
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