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so heavy i fell through the earth
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valvesoftware · 5 hours ago
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i know it's hard. but i so firmly believe the strongest antidote to loneliness is reaching out first. and continuing to reach out. again and again and again. excise any scrap of shame you hold about being the person who texts first or pitches the plan or asks to get lunch. everyone is tired and busy and struggling. and afraid of feeling unwanted and unimportant. don't let the people you love feel that way. reach out first. don't be a ghost in your own life.
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valvesoftware · 7 hours ago
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valvesoftware · 7 hours ago
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valvesoftware · 7 hours ago
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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally
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Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious
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valvesoftware · 7 hours ago
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this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it
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valvesoftware · 7 hours ago
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this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it
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valvesoftware · 13 hours ago
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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.
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valvesoftware · 16 hours ago
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Culture is so obsessed with the idea of lone geniuses that it doesn't really appreciate that most of the progress of science (and likely every other discipline) occurs collaboratively, in babysteps, and usually through a lot very tedious, utterly unsexy, work.
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valvesoftware · 16 hours ago
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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear
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valvesoftware · 16 hours ago
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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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valvesoftware · 16 hours ago
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valvesoftware · 16 hours ago
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valvesoftware · 16 hours ago
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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN
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valvesoftware · 1 day ago
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this post goes out to special week’s interspecies lesbian mothers
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valvesoftware · 2 days ago
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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valvesoftware · 2 days ago
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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
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valvesoftware · 2 days ago
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I BET ON LOSING HORSES
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