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not a single miss from them, not a SINGLE miss

what songs reminds u of ricole, pogrizi, olieze

OKKKKK let me get into this.

TW: football rpf⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️don’t like don’t read

rico lewis/cole palmer, pogba/griezmann, olise/eze

Ricole:

Crush- shygirl + Erika de Casier: “Listen you should’ve known// why all this time away from you would// lead to me kissing you for the last time// was so bittersweet baby”

Before Cole went to Chelsea ugh 😫 puppy love between them. Rico writing about this in the diary he has locked in his drawer, next to Cole’s glove that he stole.

Melting- Kali Uchis Just a cute song, matches them well.

Starz2theRainbow- Yung Lean The last night before they were separated 🥲

Baby- Aitch + Ashanti: cringe, manc accent that u can imagine to be Cole tho

Pogrizi:

Tout va bien- alonso, ninho + n*ps: a song with an overall reassuring and comforting tone, i think that it captures the easy going nature of their relationship.

Real man- beabadoobee: this song reminds me of i don’t know, like a western couple in a saloon? I think it’s SO perfect especially because of the way Grizou calls Pogba ‘pioche’ and Anto is known as the petit prince.

Me and my husband- mitski: THEY ARE LITERALLY MARRIED.

BONUS: Antoine reminds me so much of 1987 by Calogero!

Olise + Eze

Starlight- Dave: The overall romantic gesture of the song itself and the mention of South London at the start?! Yep, so them.

Kiss it better- Rihanna: “No one else gon’ get it like that// So why argue, you here, here to take it back?”

I can imagine this when Michael came back to visit Palace after signing for Bayern. Ebs is a bit pissed and tries to act like he doesn’t want him there, ends up with them kissing in his apartment.

Sleepyhead- Passion pit: have no idea why tbh, just gives them vibes

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you will never ever ever catch me liking trent x jude NEVER

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florian richard wirtz, you’re wearing the wrong red

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helloooo sailor!

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one thing about sports rpf that sets it apart is that these aren't about supernaturally beautiful people like actors and musicians and kpop idols are which is practically a criteria for any media facing job; made to be aesthetically beautiful and trained to be charismatic. athletes are often charisma vacuums because they start so young and are hyperfixated on their sport and have no personality beyond it. most of them are actually quite plain looking. there's some notable exceptions of genuinely stunning face cards but most are pretty average and the ones that are considered hot are actually hot for An Athlete. now I know some of you are disagreeing vehemently, blorbo from sportsball is the prettiest of them all, but really it's cause sports fans have so much exposure therapy to them, seeing the same faces all the time over a year and engaging in media about them, that they start finding beauty in the mundane where when you get to know someone you realise they're actually beautiful to you. now there is a notable scale where the more popular a sport/team/athlete is, the more they have entire hair and makeup departments for magazine shoots and interviews where they are styled or at least aware of what hairstyle or way to carry themselves looks good on them, and that adds to their overall attractiveness. scale down and you'll see someone calling a male cyclist with fucked up teeth who looks like a product of balkan incest a gorgeous girl. and that's how you get novel length and often better quality written rpf about dudes who look like in every other life were destined to the local town's convenience store cashier bored out of his mind at a gas stop in between your road trip you'd never spare a second thought of again. and I think that's beautiful <3

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deflowered julian/kai, 5834 words

“You should get that checked out,” Kovač says and thumps his palm against his chest, half over the print of the leaping puma.

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when they see your vision exactly…

live face reveal of me and twin @valvettes rn

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happy father’s day to klopp

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The real scouser in our team 🙌🙌

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someone make a fic where neymar is a myspace user and he’s really popular for his photos or else i’ll do it

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that iconic 2014 Oscars photo

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okay so atleast at the madrid derby i can have my trent and robbo reunion

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they never miss 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

next mission is to revive the leroy sané/raheem sterling ship who’s with me

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omfg if jules can cut his hair, kai can shave

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damn. why is he so pretty all distressed like that

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toni’s hate for bayern will never not be funny for me lmfao that man did NOT want to play there

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Why are we not talking about tonis insane twink death and dilf awakening