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Listen, Cersei is a bad politician and makes decisions that are incredibly counterproductive to the Lannister and incredibly funny sometimes but holy shit putting Rubies (Rhaegar's symbolic gemstone) with her black "grieving" gown, which would essentially be her wearing Targaryen colors, for Robert after his death was such a fucking move.

Bravo, 10 out 10, nothing to say here,probably my favorite thing she ever does. This was the correct and only choice she could have made in this moment.

It's so petty and Robert frankly deserves it.

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house of the dragon: evil is a relay sport when the one who's burned turns to pass the torch (insp.)

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stannis victim of misogyny untenably real

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if the rumoured alicole sex scene is not like this i do NOT want it !!!!

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Would you please elaborate on Otto x Alicent?? I love their relationship and would love to hear your opinion on it

I have gotten. so much shit for pointing out the emotional incest between these two as if it’s not canonically plastered on screen every time they’re together. like, she is socially & emotionally his wife. lady hightower is dead but otto has alicent— she dresses him for battle, she sits beside him at feasts, she is the female head of their family and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was doing household management stuff a wife would do even before she was actually married. and there’s the comparisons by him to her mother— “wear one of your mother’s dresses” “you look so much like your mother”, and I can’t imagine that these were the only times over the years he said something like that….. and then, obviously, him grooming her into marrying a man his own age, though due to viserys’ health and him being generally checked out from ruling and from their family, otto is the one who is the head of the targtower family and of the greens, the Father to alicent’s Mother as the roles between father & husband are blurred between him ali and viserys even more…… AND! “I wanted whatever you impressed upon me to want” auuuhhh the dae.myra parallels this really is such a story about grooming….. sorry for the incoherent ramble I just have so much to sayyyy ugh they kill me

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“Never mind how tall [the nearly 7ft Hoster Blackwood] is, any one of my girls could snap him like a rotten twig." —ADWD Jaime I

The Bracken women are strong and sturdy as hell. That’s the post.

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go get your knife and kiss me

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My father is the worst man alive, and I'm his favorite daughter.

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Stranger and Maiden

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god I hope jaime's kg initiation was just Arthur Dayne cooking and not the norm that's so funny

arthur here’s a sword and a fifteen year old boy who trusts you unconditionally go ape !!!

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asoiaf pro wrestling au jaime is an mjf esque wealthy frat bro republican asshole heel who gets the kind of heat you would expect if bezos’ son went into pro wrestling. theon was nominally a face wrestler nobody really cared about until he backstabbed robb (far more popular leader of his group) to join ramsay’s heel alliance and got noticed for the first time so everyone could say how much they wanted him dead and it’s fine it’s cool all press is good press ! (it’s not he cries himself to sleep about it) and to cash in on audience hate not only does he keep getting flattened in matches with much bigger guys they’ve started doing backstage segments of him strapped to a torture contraption while ramsay plays to the camera. insult to injury ramsay is a much more popular heel than him. absolutely nothing about the mountain and the hound’s backstory changes they’re both initially heels but sandor has a face-turn to fight and beat gregor. he briefly allies with loras who would thrive as a babyface pro wrestler i think he would enjoy that more than being a knight. bobby b is remembered as one of the greatest of all time from back in the day but unfortunately he still insists on coming out even though he’s old now and no longer good at wrestling and it’s just embarrassing for everyone

dance era is legacy wrestling everyone says the new guys can’t recapture daemon is a wealthy antihero heel who likes stupid stage costumes and has a cult following for being the roster bad boy and the bi rumours. had a custom dragon suit made and then lost in it. constantly doing promos accusing anyone who’s ever beaten him of cheating and his fans eat it up. gets fake tan smears all over the ring. he also briefly ran for president. criston is initially a face without a gimmick but then either becomes an intensely christian family values face nobody can stand or a heel in the early cm punk straight edge overlord way where his routine is getting heat by talking about how morally superior he is to all these other debauched coke addict wrestlers and their idiot fans. but he is good enough to forgive them

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I will not respond with "definitely cranking hog"

I will not respond with "definitely cranking hog"

I will not respond with "definitely cranking hog"

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It's fiction, babe. It's literally pretend.

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enough team black vs team green, we need these ppl in the blackwood vs bracken discourse trenches!!!

but team discourse doesn’t work when one side is unequivocally based correct right and cool and one side is unequivocally the brackens

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ur so right queen he IS in the walls

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THEON GREYJOY!! I BESTOW UPON YOU THE HIGHEST HONOR I CAN GIVE (BEING PREYED ON BY MYLES BLACKHEART TOYNE)!!!!

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asoiaf universe version of the human pet guy (writing fetish imagines masquerading as batshit political takes one-handed) expelled from the citadel for arguing that the kingsguard uniform should really include a chastity cage the king has the key to

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tyrion vi - agot / father - the front bottoms