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if i had super speed im sure people would be like "how could you possibly have super speed" and i would be like "ok, ill prove it. name something you can get at a grocery store" and they would be like "hmmm okay. cheddar cheese" and then i would use my super speed to shave their head completely bald almost instantly. theyll never see it coming

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the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

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*walks by 7/11*

blacksmith hammering a taquito: got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy, more inside!

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i can’t stop watching this thing its better than baby sensory videos its better than anything on earth im in love

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what is “lore”

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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A genius scientist who became a vampire after an accident & A monster friend who keeps being altered her body by the scientist to avoid death (they used to be normal human best friends)

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

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no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

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Watch out! Jeff the miller is finely grinding various grains into meal

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I've been trying to visit every cafe where I live for several years, and I recently hit 200! Here are a couple paintings of Ikon and Marigold Cafe in sf.

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