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let’s be spotty with mama

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sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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I call this the create a new problem technique

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i think too many communists and leftists and even the libs of r/antiwork have just. truly never worked a job they enjoyed. which like is understandable, those can be hard to come by, but its so strange seeing people who cant conceptualize doing labor in a way that doesnt make you wanna kill yourself. like its possible even for manual labor jobs for it to not be the absolute worst thing in the world lmao i promise

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands