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Who will win?

Your bodily problems, requiring you to lay down during certain times of the day and right after you eat

Or

Your bladder screaming at you because you've been drinking nonstop from your 1 liter cup and haven't noticed the urge until now

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Sorry, bathroom's haunted. Yeah I wouldn't go in there if I were you when I went in there they plugged my bladder

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Hey piss people, I got myself a new water bottle that can hold over 40oz/1.1 L

I think I should really test my limit tonight

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We should go to a punk show in some dive bar. Push me down on my knees make me grind on your boot grab my hair as I give you head in the grungy restroom

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Holy shit

I need more posts about evil scientists/doctors/etc doing morally questionable experiments (sexually) I'm feeling a particular way and I do not know what insane words to string together in order to get what I want

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I need more posts about evil scientists/doctors/etc doing morally questionable experiments (sexually) I'm feeling a particular way and I do not know what insane words to string together in order to get what I want

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Something something- Non-human character × scientist character who is fascinated by the non-human characters' biology. The natural conclusion of this eventually being the scientist wanting to want to run experiments on their bladder, for research, and for science reasons. Obviously.

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Having freaky thoughts;

Scientist dom making a sub hold their pee for an "experiment" (at least that's the excuse, the truth is they like making their assistant/test subject squirm)

Making the sub stay on their hands and knees and demanding that they stay in that position no matter how desperate or squirmy they get. The Dom pretends to write notes as their eyes peer over their clipboard, waiting for the eventual damn to break and the sub breaking out into apologetic sobs.

And then they freaked it

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i think a good test for little puppies to see if they’re really housebroken is to fill them up until they’re bursting, get on all fours, and lift one of their legs up like they’re going potty, but make them hold it until they say they’re allowed. a good puppy would be able to wait for permission! only bad puppies tinkle on the floor without asking. it doesn’t matter that it’s an emergency, you should be able to hold it.

aww, look at you shake. are you whimpering, too? that’s adorable! your poor little bladder is so tired, just begging to piddle all over the floor. but you won’t, will you? not without permission. even if permission never comes, you’ll keep holding, because you’re a good puppy.

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Thx for all your PSAs regarding holding healthily. As someone into omorashi who is going through urinary-related issues due to overholding (not out of enjoyment but because of a circumstance that happened at work), this needs to be said more. Urinary tract issues are actually super severe- and though mine aren't seeming to cause kidney damage, others can. Your push for safe play gives me hope that at least some people in our communipee will try to be careful and pay attention to their bodies' needs.

Anyways have a great rest of your day and I hope both sides of your pillow are cool tonight. :)

Hi, anon! Sorry, I took so long to get to this ask but I'm glad I could be of service when it comes to health in this communipee (btw i love that term and i'm borrowing it)

I'm glad my PSAs are reaching people out there because I do want our communipee to practice omo safely. Plus every day there are a lot of new people and very young adults trying out this kink for the first time without doing any proper research. I'm just looking out for them and making sure they understand their limits. I've also heard people taking some of these fantasy posts as instruction manuals and I want them to be aware that it doesn't work that way.

Then there's people who say they've held overnight or for more than four, five, six hours or people who even say they've been holding for hours and it's staring to hurt but they keep holding. Sometimes these people don't warn others that this isn't safe and not to try it if you can't handle it. There's also people who just...chug drink after drink to fill up fast.

What am I saying about all of this? I'm saying that while I know people want to feel full, feel desperate, torture their bladders, and have a little fun but it should never ever be at the expense of their health. And if done with a partner, negotiating doesn't just end at safewords. There should be questions on what their limit is on holding and how much they can drink. I really want to emphasize on water intox and overconsumption of alcohol. That's why I keep reminding people daily about practicing and indulging in omo safely.

So, yeah, daily reminder to practice your omo kinks safely. Know your limits, listen to your partners if someone is doing this with you. Don't push yourselves.

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wouldn’t you love to be in call with your friends, your owner making you a whiny mess as everyone else teases and praises you for your pathetic little noises?

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Happy first day of pride! Time to jerk it to gay and trans people

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Its very cool that I can report the same minor who keeps making alt accounts over and over and Tumblr doesn't do anything about it long term, but they can eradicate trans women off the face of the website instantly- thats just fantastic /s

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vampire drinking your blood and then making fun of you for getting weak and dizzy 😖 degrading and mocking you for being such a fragile little bloodslut

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Im starting to appreciate the desperation aspect of omo more than the peeing part- I love feeling so full and fighting against the natural part of my body that wants to release.

I love wiggling in place, trying to distract myself but unable to focus on even the simplest of tasks because all I can think of is getting to pee.

I love thinking "Okay, maybe I'll go to the bathroom now", only to start leaking hard and scrambling to stop it before I let go all over my chair

...it's also incredibly embarrassing how it's one of the things that properly gets me wet anymore.

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Send me a kink (or scenario) and I'll rate it!

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I might do like a half piss, finish my coffee, and then get some actual water in my system before doing anything crazy