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Saw fanart of gale in a robe n went mildly feral, possibly

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AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO TO EVIL SCIENCE SCHOOL MY SON………………

*I tear up, clearly struggling to get the words out*

………… I know I've not always accepted you, with you being so obsessed with the taylor's swiftness (I still know not of which taylor you refer to, for the village has a many) or your obsession with "eating" things you "slayed" (I'd rather buy them already chopped up at the mall) but………… but this is important, mein Sohn……… *I sob a little and put my hands on your shoulders*

Remember this: Always be yourself.

*I kiss dein Front* there there, do not cry. Papa will pick you up when you have earned your Evil diploma when I attend your evil graduation. Stay strong mein Sohn. I love you…………

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“omggg gurl I love your top!! <3 <3” I said, lustily

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a treasure found antiquing today

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happy easter everyone i love being sapphic and a weird lady in general

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one day a person you know looks completely normal and the next you can’t think of them as anything else than a walking god on earth. And yet nothing’s changed

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why is every single cool person on Earth emotionally unavailable or already taken?

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i find myself in a realm where love and attraction are connected, but not interwined

How can my love be so selfless?

How can my feelings of attraction be so strong,

And yet they do not desire to break the bonds of friendship?

I have never been in love, but if I ever have, I think I am now

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disco elysium post so good yet so devastating that it dealt -1 health and -1 morale irl

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tfw you know someone is dangerous and yet you can’t help feeling drawn to them…

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i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

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being infatuated with someone who already has a partner is lowkey so liberating… yass girl slay i dont have to do anything or take any risks !!!

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bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

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I need someone to tell me i’m hot ASAP

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Like Water for Chocolate, Days of Being Wild, Les Félins

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They should invent a university degree that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself

they should invent a university subject that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself