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My brain is made of takeout fried rice and I am letting down all those that depend on me secretly and slowly in a long drawn out fashion professionally personally and socially and I do not know how to stop it

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I'm going to (remembers that I don't actually want to kill myself I actually just haven't eaten anything of substance all day) eat a nice meal

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The main goal of relationships is to get the other person something they could potentially kill

Flowers….pets…..children….

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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Tonight’s antics have gone as follows:

a) me getting a new long wig and proceeding to then just whip it around and smack people with it

b) my brother, upon witnessing this, immediately left, and promptly returned with a shiv and rubber band

c) KNIFE WIG WOOOO

d) COLLECT ALL EASILY AVAILABLE KNIVES AND/OR SWORDS FOR UPGRADE OPTIONS

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people are really fucking clueless about generative ai huh? you should absolutely not be using it for any sort of fact checking no matter how convenient. it does not operate in a way that guarantees factual information. its goal is not to deliver you the truth but deliver something coherent based on a given data set which may or may not include factual information. both the idolization of ai and fearmongering of it seem lost on what it is actually capable of doing

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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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your life is not an optimization problem

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Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

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Scared I’m losing my empathy

It’s getting harder to care

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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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Writing in a script on the medication record every month except the handwriting is messy cursive and the med name slowly changes one letter at a time like a game of written telephone until it’s an entirely different chemical name that will now kill the patient instantly

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Damn I was so preoccupied with my own mental health I somehow missed in its entirety the ides of march

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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