Need to share this one hit ko i got hit with
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Thinking about how stupid the name Christian is. Imagine if someone was just named Muslim. Gonna name my child Agnostic
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
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everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet
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burger before fries makes you lovely and wise
fries before burger try not to get hurter
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whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions
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Pony Plushies! 🪡🌈
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a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker
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anyway i turn 21 in 2 more day (11/15) and i recently lost my job of six months (after a year of being with out one…) so…if anyone wld like to help me out while i submit applications and hope someone gives me a callback i’d greatly appreciate it 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/4N2ZMUYBFGSB?ref_=wl_share
c4sh4pp & v3nm0: $finalgirlsummer
p4yp4l: @shigarakisms
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