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you can hate on twilight all you want but carlisle cullen bought his wife an island and that’s the husband i’m striving for

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Current mood lads

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tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme) 

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Why does everyone pin Rosalie as being super into fashion and beauty? Are people mistaking her for Alice? Rosalie is a mechanic and engineer, and a damn good one at that. Please stop forgetting that.

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bi asks

instagram bi or snapchat bi?

bracelet bi or necklace bi?

lay on the roof bi or lay in the grass bi?

texting bi or talk on the phone bi?

peppermint bi or cinnamon bi?

earth, air, fire, or water bi?

breath mint bi or gum bi?

smoking bi or drinking bi?

lace bi or mesh bi?

sneakers bi or heels bi?

dress bi or skirt bi?

hair tie bi or hair clip bi?

baseball cap bi or sun hat bi?

lemonade bi or hawaiian punch bi?

pineapples on pizza bi or ‘wtf that’s disgusting’ bi?

strawberry bi or cherry bi?

starburst bi or skittles bi?

‘i wanna hold your hand’ bi or ‘lucy in the sky with diamonds’ bi?

antique bi or futuristic bi?

stripes bi or polka dot bi?

dc bi or marvel bi?

button up bi or tshirt bi?

short sleeve bi or long sleeve bi?

hoodie bi or jacket bi?

vinyl bi or cd bi?

apple bi or android bi?

pink bi or blue bi?

sun bi or moon bi?

beatles bi or rolling stones bi?

beer bi or wine bi?

plant bi or ‘everything i touch dies’ bi?

lava lamp bi or kaleidoscope bi?

beach bi or park bi?

bike bi or car bi?

guitar hero bi or rock band bi?

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Disclaimer; this is about to get romantic as f. LOVE, SIMON (2018)

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Vampire after draining a me dry: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Flings my cold dead body across a forest:: YEEEEEEEEEEEET

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Rainbow cats for purr-ide ❤️💛💚💙💜

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Listen… If you’re gonna hate Bella Swan because Jacob Black couldn’t understand (even with a fucking punch to the face) that she didnt want him, or because Mike Newton perused her and she didnt accept it, or any other character because they exercised the right to make their own fucking choices about their bodies, then you can leave my page and not come back.

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my favorite thing about the twilight fandom is that we’re all really just out here in the year 2018 projecting all our internalized issues onto thousand year old vampires we used to make fun of

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if you wanna be my lover you gotta appreciate twilight and understand that people can still love it in 2018

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Emmett: Have you ever seen something so amazing it changed your life forever?

Rosalie: I saw you.

Emmett: …… I wasn’t ready for that… that was so sweet…

Emmett: I feel awkward now cause I was going to show you a picture of a fish with one huge eye.

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fangs are sexy and you heard it here first

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