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top ten vampire meals:

1. meeee :3

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🩸🦇🪦

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vamp fang studies from last month I forgot to post

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Bela Lugosi in Dracula (1931)

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catholicism’s only true purpose is to serve as a backdrop for sexy vampire aesthetics

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when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

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what the fuck is gay vampire sex? I'm a hands on learner btw

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Briscoe Park

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hmmm

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It’s Friday the 13th! Great way to start the weekend 💀☠️

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loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

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“…it’s time to join the club.“

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>looking for the dracula castle

>ask the landlady if the castle is creepy or wet

>she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet

>she weeps and says “it’s an evil castle sir”

>go to castle

>its wet

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casual wear (splattered with blood) vs. evening wear (drenched in blood)

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Biting you (lovingly)

Biting you (lovingly)

Biting you (lovingly)

Biting you (lovingly)

Biting you (fiercely)

Biting you (lovingly)

Biting you (lovingly)