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(E ignore this post)

Connor: bortinboring name, no substance or detail.

Condor: wonderful bird . You have a big bird for your name.someone asked you what it means??? Maybe you just want something to symbolize your love for monogamy, prolonged flights, and gothic looking birds.

Good idea

No great idea

Perfect idea even

This is world renowned

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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

72k note singular grape png

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Yk you’re cooked when u forget to breathe so bad that ur back cracks when u take a deep breath

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The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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plants that look like they're dying immediately after you forget to water them one (1) time but also recover immediately after you do are my best friends actually. very clear signals, hold no grudges, that's a relationship that works for me

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I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

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you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

you aren't insane you just live with your parents

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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daily affirmations:

1) I am not a flop.

2) I am not chopped.

3) I exist. In thousands of agonies — I exist. I’m tormented on the rack — but I exist! Though I sit alone in a pillar — I exist! I see the sun, and if I don’t see the sun, I know it’s there. And there’s a whole life in that, in knowing that the sun is there.

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

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Fixed it.

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They just hating on us for winning now there were never gender advantages/disadvantages in board games tf 😭😭😭

It was never about "fairness." They're punishing trans teenagers for existing. Most chess tournaments aren't even gendered.

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS