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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

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what people don't get about the "he's going to fuck that old man" comment is that the old man is Armand

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if interview with the vampire was real hbomberguy would do a video essay 'debunking' Daniel's book from a starting position of 'guys cmon this daniel molloy person is obviously a scam artist & I'm going to prove it' and then it would be like a 6 hour descent into madness bcos the evidence is just too compelling and at the end he'd be like 'fuck it. vampires are real i guess. unrelatedly I'm moving to another country and i'm not saying which one.'

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daniel molloy, do you miss interviewing louis now? do you miss his schizofrenic ass? do you miss the plain old dubai penthouse and mental games? because you're now in serious danger of dying through weaponized glitter

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thank god magnus turned lestat, that 18th century french aristocrat was born to vape, have beef with taylor swift, listen to hot to go and be cancelled on twitter

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incoming cunt-off of biblical proportions...

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“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

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eric: hi nice to meet you :-)

assad: We Are Going To Have Sex.

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everyone spread this and tag amc on various socials >>>>>

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"You both fucked Lestat!" Mr Molloy you THREE sucked Armand who's laughing now

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they know their audience 😌😌😌

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“we deserve good queer representation!” and then only like it when the queer characters are mass murderers

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People who are like its gross to sexualize an old man like. Eric Bogosian is doing most of the leg work himself most of the sexualizing I've seen has been reposting his interviews god bless him

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*bows head in prayer* please god, protect that old man so that he may live to be in iwtv season 100. amen.

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day 6 of missing my baby girl Lestat The Lying Cunt

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day 5 of missing my baby girl Lestat de Lioncourt god bless that woman

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day 3 of missing my baby girl Lesander Lioncourt