vampirejuno
vampirejuno
haunted by muppets
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vampirejuno · 6 hours ago
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vampirejuno · 18 hours ago
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beast experiences i would recommend to humans
eating a big messy meal with your face and claws
lying in the grass under a shady tree on a summer day
swimming in the lake with no clothes
giving into an impulse
taking a real big sniff
scratching your back on a tree
biting someone you care about
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vampirejuno · 18 hours ago
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Avatar (the Cameron movie) has many many problems, not least of all the white saviorism of it all, as we all know. Didn't age very well on the whole. However. I have to say they really went off with the ikrans, like,,,, look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't sell your soul to forge a lifelong bond with a big fuckoff flying dinosaur
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vampirejuno · 21 hours ago
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vampirejuno · 23 hours ago
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let’s hang on mama (of another species)
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vampirejuno · 23 hours ago
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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please
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vampirejuno · 23 hours ago
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Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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This little one acts completely feral unless you make the "mommy greeting kittens" noise at them. When my phone isn't making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.
You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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10/10 dad joke
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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based da vinkis per usual
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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cathy I'm lost I said though I knew she was sleeping... I'm empty and aching and I don't know why... counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike they've all come to look for america
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vampirejuno · 24 hours ago
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vampirejuno · 1 day ago
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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
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