vampiremagpie

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*walks up to gay couple* so whos the one bring stalked by a weird nurse in the woods and who's the murderer with social anxiety

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i hate when people start asking what sign i am. I am a sign from god. start running.

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i’m in my laboratory inventing new pronouns

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….i’m not sorry 

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statement of me regarding doing your mom

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Oh shit they're releasing me into the wild today

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please? pretty please do a murder for me? pretty please with a cherry on top?

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Starry Night Stained Glass Guitar Lamp

Ray of Light Glasswork on Etsy

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grasp firmly

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I baked yall a meme

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mr mike crew i am in love with you sir

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i don't ship anything in deltarune, but if i were toby fox, i would absolutely let you buy berdly tea in the next chapter and would make kris heal 300 hp when they drink it. without any other reaction from them. and then i would sit back and watch the world burn.

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changed my user again... hello confusion