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every image of a tawny frogmouth is perfection. i've never seen a single picture of a tawny that dissapoints.

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Some stuff

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Reposting these oldies for when I played Dream BBQ

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I remembered that being an artist gives me the chance to draw whatever the hell i want so how about a supehero mime and a villainess robot falling in love for pride month?

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got a new fit today~

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If you injure yourself saving a mosquito’s life, you will form a mosquito-shaped scar called a “skeeter’s blessing” that makes makes all mosquitoes leave you alone. WHO scientists attempted to develop a prevention course using the blessings, but it didn’t work since their motives were impure. 

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“Great art, AI could never do this!” “Hell yeah! I love trans people! Transphobes cannot handle trans swag!” “Look at this lesbian dating another lesbian! We’re about to piss off the homophobes with this one” “POC have great cultural practices. I’m sure the racists are having heart attacks right now.””Love seeing disabled people around. Bet the ableist are peeing their pants right now.”

Oh I get it, we’re in the Bad Place.

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presented without commentary or apology

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✨️Team Rocket✨️

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I am quite fond of this dragon

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whenever my mom tries to remember the name of the show Better Call Saul she comes up with something new and unique every time

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Do care + did ask + please don't stop talking + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you

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have you guys seen the interview where ringo was sick so they brought out this random girl who kind of looked like him and pretended she was ringo. funniest thing ever actually no notes

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One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft

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ppl with those crazy phrases for their queue tag are so funny to me. Im tryna decipher this latin phrase and wondering what the fuck does that even mean and why is it relevant and then i notice the "queue" nestled comfortably somewhere in there like a pigeon nest on a NYC balcony

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THE CRATCHETS KIDS IN THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL ARE NOT ACTUALLY KERMIT AND MISS PIGGYS KIDS. TINY TIM IS PORTRAYED BY ROBIN WHO IS KERMITS NEPHEW.

THE ONLY REPRESENTATION WE HAVE OF WHAT THEIR BABIES WOULD LOOK LIKE IS FROM MUPPETS MOST WANTED AND THATS STILL JUST FROM MISS PIGGYS DAYDREAM

BEHOLD BOUNCING BABY FIGS