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I love mastectomies I love breast augments I love phalloplasty I love vaginoplasty I love vaginectomies and hysterectomies and oriechtomies and penectomies I love facial feminization surgery love facial masculinization surgery i love plastic surgery and gender affirmation surgery and procedures that help people feel at home in their own skin yay yay yay yay yay ❤️ ��

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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squishies for when you need a nap

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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

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October 1975

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

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Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

Patreon

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TCAF is over now, so here's my new comic I debuted there!

Enjoy!

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Church of Whale Fall

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vtubers could have been so cool but instead of fun weird gorillaz type shit they just all instantly minmaxed for fucked up sexy baby parasociality. occasionally someone will tell me one is 'actually good' and I click on it and it dares to be an anime milf or a pokemon gijinka performing curated glimpses of its personal life instead of a straight up child in a swimsuit. where's strongbad.

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nervous lovers

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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

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Male flat-footed fly, Lindneromyia flavicornis, Platypezidae

Photographed in Washington, DC by Katja Schulz