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Heat of the Moment

I didn’t finish this in time for the 1st, so it’s a little late rip

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{Barn Owls in The Oak} by {Mike Rae}

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the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

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last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters

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the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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danger days mcr as “get in loser, we’re going shopping” from mean girls(2004)

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saw a graffiti that said “mina” with some hearts drawn around it today… jonathan harker lives

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♡ pls reblog after voting for a bigger sample size

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mock title cards for the most influential 2000s coming-of-age film...

i like how they came out so i hope u do too!!

please don't re-upload them anywhere else lmao

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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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