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genuinely all i want right now is to roleplay mommy kink smut. idc if it's hannigram or waycest or what I JUST .

i want to roleplay so bad but it's always like LONG TERM and COMMITTED rp partners who will write SEVEN PARAGRAPHS and AT LEAST 600 WORDS PER REPLY . or they're like . they want actual plot and not just my dead dove fetish stuff. and it's like .,., where can i get. proper grammar no asterisks but also i write like . three sentences and also we're done the plot forever within two weeks and also they are okay with turning the rp into the fic so i can sustain myself on kudos and . flails.

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i want to roleplay so bad but it's always like LONG TERM and COMMITTED rp partners who will write SEVEN PARAGRAPHS and AT LEAST 600 WORDS PER REPLY . or they're like . they want actual plot and not just my dead dove fetish stuff. and it's like .,., where can i get. proper grammar no asterisks but also i write like . three sentences and also we're done the plot forever within two weeks and also they are okay with turning the rp into the fic so i can sustain myself on kudos and . flails.

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i love gee n mikey having such an entwined fucked up relationship as long as they remember that even when they go on to date other people it's still like. okay i'm a whore for mikey x alicia sooo. mikey's a little slut bc he's married and still can't stop himself from wanting to fuck his brother and his wife is not only okay with it but enjoys it... also alicia and gerard canonically share clothing! yay!

^ mikey getting cuddlier and snugglier whenever she's wearing it..,,, feeling like gerard's there even if not physically,,,..

i am going to get the rest of my point across with images

^ i like to think of gerard as a dom leaning switch but they see alicia with that riding crop and just O//////O

they just kinda,, like to watch alicia,,, when she's hurting mikey especially and,, kinda also just,, sits there and pets mikey and holds him when he's crying and whispers little sweet things to him and . arf!!

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if anyone here likes hannibal. read my weird little rapey "exposure therapy" pwp,., you want to so badly

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66663028

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Tempo (2003)

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suddenly seeing over 100 notifs on your dead dove account continues to be the. single scariest thing. ever.

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there are characters for whom “poor little meow meow” doesn’t quite cut it. To me he’s like a traumatized pit bull mix with a bite history and I’m the white girl with a savior complex trying to stop them from putting him down

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@ anon

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Do you think Frank is really a zoophile?

no everything here is fiction. it just makes my dick hard

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Do you think Frank is really a zoophile?

no everything here is fiction. it just makes my dick hard

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if anyone remembers the wizard gerard forcefem bimbo waycest fic me and zero wrote my brain is back in that verse and i'm actually waycesting for once :3 :D

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i think waycestblr was better when i was dating like 4 activeish waycesties maybe

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ope hi thx for the tag i'm allergic to finishing projects and especially primers but I can provide disorganized rambling and charts :] andddd ofc theres good waycest stuff if u go back in my archive

when are someone doing a waycest masterdoc when

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this is so scary so many bandom people i dont recognize in my notifs who are all of you.,,,., ineed to sniff everyone through a door first

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i need to log off but i prommy good thoughts r ruminating in my head

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if u don't love me at my self destructive skrillex you dont deserve me at my waycest

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orrr this happening but someone giving him . idk how food poisoning works tbh. raw.??/? idk. food on purpose (cough. gerard :] )

sonny actually managing to eat a single meal after his bandmates stop teasing him for Half A Second to express genuine concern and, just like his luck with everything else, it's 💟 idk 💟 mikeyway was in charge of the grill that night anbd fucked it up. anyway um. um um. sonny getting nauseous from the meal but by the time it fully sets in they're on their van or bus or whatever on the way to the next stop on the tour and he asks but they can't just pull over for him and obviously his band thinks he's faking it so he can just puke it all up like he always does so um 💟 sonny puking in his lap when the van goes over a bump,,.,, 💟 arffargagrfghrafdfsraffarafagrvfgnbsf,..,