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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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I wish you could react to tags on your stuff like

I saw, I appreciate, I love it 💕

Alas.

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

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Meow? Meow meow? Meow meow meow meow meow meow!!

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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Homestuck is a very messed up webcomic even before the teens start murdering each other because in Act 3 you're already introduced to a character like "This 13 year old girl lives alone on an island with the taxidermy of her dead grandpa and her god-like dog. She is the most optimistic and lighthearted character of the group"

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so finishing big mouth's last season and... damn it... i still like judd (she's on her cycle, she can not be trusted)

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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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man i want a pc so bad...

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Of course there's gonna be a family dinner. But uh... With a twist, probally where they stuck in some places and now meeting the in-laws (mike) in a big table. MC having to be forced into hot and uncomfortable dress that they wanna burn with the places aswell. Maybe one of the boys with them who knows. The in-laws of course critized their choices or just straight up mocking MC. MC imediately fight back with a roast "well atleast I'm not a snobby rich pig with that size of a belly of yours. Oh wait your skinny... Skinny like an actual pathetiv prey that only play god beacause their a coward. (/Other roast (I can't think words)" MC even mock back their accent, probally British who knows and imediately start talking like that toward them with the same attitude and also critisized them too. One of them of course have enough and try to attack MC but MC stab their hand with a somehow sharp butter knife. (Yep tottaly didn't sharpen it under the table to be ready). (We appreciate Ghost mom and maybe tolorated Jay mom you know. Just a little bit. But Leather? Yeah MC gonna go accidently burn the barn that's full of hay if Leather gave a signal if he wants too. Other then that, MC get along well with Ghost mother.)

-angst asker

im just imagining this main scenario for mike, because all of this?? so real.

You were sick of this. Sick of playing nice with Deborah, sick of your husband's dad being a hoity-toity asshole, sick of boiled goose. You came here, dressed to the nines. Pearl earrings and necklace, hair pulled up, make up done, posture perfect and the only thing that held you back was Mike. But now, seeing him so upset oh you can't just sit by anymore. You broke his sperm donors nose before, in time travel shenanigans, who's to say you can't do it again.

"Says the man who never had the balls to do the dirty work of his ritualistic experiments, have you ever done any actual job?" You retort in the middle of his critique of you and continue before he can even get a word in, "No. don't fix your thin parchment paper cracked lips to lie. We know, Peter, your lack of muscles and smooth hands tell us you haven't worked a day in your sorry life." They're both quiet now, appalled and offended, while mike is slowly smiling. "No no no, you had to create a killing machine, a vessel, and when it didn't turn out the way you wanted, you sent him away. What kind of bullshit excuse of a mother and father are you?"

Needless to say, Peter ended up with a newly broken nose and Debroah is missing a necklace and has a gash in her hand. You aren't coming here for the holidays, or any day ever again for that matter. Mike's heart however, grew ten sizes bigger that day... all for you.

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(Hi... I see some of the ask that answer and it make me happy that you said my idea should be post in public instead. But I'm not very good and I'm stuck with different fandom 24 hours everyday. I'm a switcher alot. However... I will maybe try to do that when I'm ready •^•. Also this happend to me this morning.)

MC just close their eyes after showering and blindly do stuff and keep bumping on the boys or stuff and almost trip over their kids. When they were ask, MC just look at where they hear their voices is and said "shampoo". Basically MC was showering and shampoo got into her eyes and it hurts badly. How did it got in their eyes? Well I think they were showering together but uh... MC got distraced seeing their ass. (☺️😉) So MC just didn't react when it hurt but they did silently scream while countinue showering blindly. "I would stay blind until I don't feel pain" MC replied as they kiss their cheeck and walk away while they wearing the wrong clothes to go to work and by that I mean. Leather shirt that's too big, or even wearing Mike pants or Ghost favourite shorts and maybe Jay jacket. Who knows but MC do look silly with them strunggling to even get in the car, is that even safe to drive blindly. Their baby just giggled at their other parents about it while being hold by one of the boys.

(🤭we all like some choas in the family)

-angst asker

understandable, but as words of encouragement and advice. just do it. im also a multifandom account. sometimes you do get stuck with a fandom for a bit, but it's only due to asks and you can choose wether or not to answer them. long as you tag your works you'll find your audience and the audiences are usually nice/kind. as far as grammar/english, using grammarly or having a proof reader could help with making the writing smoother. but most importantly... just do it and have fun w/ it. it's your blog, do as you please.

also omg are you okay, are your eyes okay (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

now regarding the scenario...

everyone thank angstnon for using their life as reference and mostly the concept of a poly household with the slashers and having kids. love this concept really, it'd be so stinking cute. the little ones and their dad's and other parent. the antics are always hilarious, especially this one.