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hum so i watched the show and hum I like Maximus a normal amount

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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You’ll let them right?? You’ll stay still??? 🥺🥺

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Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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the silliest guys of all time

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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im sick to my stomachj

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups