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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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I'm sure the world needs Tiger inspired by Vanessa Stockard's style

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Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

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social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

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one for each season

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picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN

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shooo

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My friends who own the building I live in wanted to put in new lighting into the stairs leading down into the backyard, but since they're artsy goths they decided they wanted to make an art installation of it. Anyway, there is an upside down skeleton's sitting room there now and it's rad as fuck

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