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I’ve been go+ne fo+r so+ lo+ng that the tides have shifted and yo+u can searchslap GIF images into+ yo+ur po+sts.

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She puts the “cute” in “execute”

Someone about Marie Antoinette probably (via omegavevo)

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this is how i wanna die

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This is to+o+ (two+?) much. Yo+ur punishment is-- well, I do+n't kno+w. I'll think o+f so+mething. >:+)

Mmm... the fact that it needs to+ be that way in the first place is absurd. I ho+pe that in time I'll be able to+ do+ better than just enco+uraging so+meo+ne, but while it's all I can do+ I'm glad to+ be do+ing it well. 

(!!! We have similar tastes and sho+uld abso+lutely chat o+ver sandwiches so+metime.)

my 2iincere2t apologiie2, ma’am, ii wa2 not aware of 2uch legii2latiion. thank you for the head2 up aha. B )

ii’m glad you thiink 2o, ii can’t wrap my head around iit anyway but beiing fucked over by 2ociiety ii2 what ii’m be2t at regardle22 lmao. thank2 for the encouragement, ii appreciiate iit, really.

(ii’m alway2 up for a griilled chee2e or 2ubway 2andwiiche2 but iif candy ii2 beiing 2peciifiied ii’ve had a biit of a red viine addiictiion lately).

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Oh my stars and semifictio+nal garters. It's been to+o+ lo+ng since I heard that nickname. That's right, tho+ugh-- in the pho+spho+rescent flesh. 

1s TH3 pornst4r t4lk1n 2 m3? omfg.

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Did yo+u just giggle. In type fo+rmat. Haven't yo+u been taught that there are laws in place to+ prevent peo+ple fro+m being that endearing?

Yo+u do+n't strike me as the type, anyway. And-- the hemo+spectrum? Bah. That particular co+nstruct's never been much fo+r go+o+d taste, anyway. It's a go+rgeous colo+r o+n a go+wn o+r in yo+ur veins... But I'll leave my sentiments there. All Kanny wo+uld need is to+ hear I'd been getting preachy with near-strangers.

(I will spare us all the resulting heartache, and instead ask if yo+u have a snack o+f preference.)

ehehe, that’2 2weet of you two 2ay, thank you very much.

under2tandable, ii a22ure you ii won’t be u2iing 2aiid pronoun two refer two you. iif iit mean2 anythiing my blood ii2 arguably gold iin colour but eh, the hemo2pectrum doe2n’t 2eem two thiink 2o hiighly of iit ii beliieve. clearly ii’ve been duped lmao.

(ohh man you’re not wrong ii can’t a22ure you that anythiing pretty would re2ult from 2uch an ultiimatum.)

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im online, im good looking, and im ready to rumble.

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So+llux is a lo+vely name! I do+n't really have preferred pro+no+uns so+ lo+ng as I'm no+t called "it," and I'm very fo+nd o+f the co+lo+r go+ld.

(Ohhhh no+. That's to+o+ cute. I co+uldn't po+ssibly ask yo+u to+ cho+o+se, tho+ugh-- legend has it that wo+uld make a Capto+r explo+de.)

ii’m glad the tiimiing wa2 appropriiate. niice two meet you, ii’m 2ollux captor, my preferred pronoun2 are he/hiim/hiim2elf and my favouriite colour2 are red and blue (pl2 don’t make me choo2e omg).

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!!! Yo+u've co+me at the perfect time-- I'm in a strangely chatty mo+o+d. I'm Po+rrim, and this is my well-dressed co+rner o+f the internet.

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Braided? That so+unds do+wnright ado+rable and I want pictures.

I'm making my way back ho+me fro+m a quick jaunt into+ space-- I co+uld just zap back, but the trip's mo+re relaxing.

wwell im currently gettin my hair braided by nep and there is free food so id say things are goin pretty wwell

how about you

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Olivia Mosley

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Eridan! Ho+w's to+night finding yo+u, hmm?

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*Steps do+wn fro+m my palanquin to+ grace the peo+ple with my presence.*

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this year i wanna give champagne to my real friends and real pain to my sham friends

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Interviewer: iggy give us a freestyle Iggy:  Iggy:*sweats* Iggy: Call 1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer gets carpet cleaner….

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