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i hope that spy knowing that every other merc is a better father figure to scout than him eats him alive <33

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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engineer tries to learn heart surgery in one night, he fails

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my headcanon is that pyro loves the 2fort cow and they think it’s alive

(and also the 2fort cow is secretly a god)

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busy beeee

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drew one of the memes in this person's post again

reblogs > likes

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I have been seeing posts about how a certain frame in the TF2 comics should make heavy and medic hug so-

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my hands hurt i should've worked in shorter sessions

closeups and rambling under the cut

-game night initially started with a standard deck of playing cards but they kept losing them inbetween sessions and having to supplement with other things, and now the deck is an absolute abomination of playing cards, uno, yu-gi-oh, pokemon and MTG

-sniper keeps looking at spy's cards, which has made spy So determined to stop sniper from winning that they both end up losing miserably

-demo showed up midgame and only saw uno cards on the table so he figured they were playing uno, and he has yet to figure out that they aren't

-if archimedes coos at the card you played, you have to take it back and play a different card

-scout collects pokemon cards and he added the shit cards he owns to the deck

-the rules change basically every time they try to play this thing so engie stopped caring about winning and is just here for the show

-pyro usually plays too, but currently they're coloring instead

-scout won't stop rocking his chair and he Will fall over during the game

-heavy and medic were meaning to play chess tonight but they were coerced by scout to join, and they're borderline ignoring the game in favor of discussing medic's latest project

-heavy's shirt says "a woman without a penis is like an angel without wings"

i do usually consider tf2 as taking place in the 60s and use the time accordingly but i drew this over a minecraft screenshot LOL i decided to ignore that for the purposes of this

note, i have only started playing this game and engaging with this fandom for a few weeks - ive been meaning to get into it for years but i knew i would go insane when i did, and i was right! i am!

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💙💙

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ngl i love being on tumblr in 2024 bc while other social media platforms are devolving into nothing but pure algorithm based rage bait for views and money. anything i see on tumblr that pisses me off is my own damn fault and can be quickly rectified.

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I made this in a minute

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Defense in dresses……. save me defense in dresses…….

I actually did these a while back but never posted them bc I had a fourth I was working on that I never finished. They’re all based on real outfits me and my friends put together for a fancy night out.

Also here’s a no goggles version of Engie in case you wanted to see his freaky blue peepers

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i forgot to edit all of medic’s pronouns in the first one. he/she medic real

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I saw this post about how Engie was probably born into generational wealth and I can't stop thinking about it.

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The fact that engie most likely was born into generational wealth has so much potential for jokes and misunderstandings, honestly.

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Feeling like this as of late fr

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them……hehe

ps: i want to post these with the pic that inspired me, but tumblr blocked me when i do this, im sorry, i don't how to solve this problem : (