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stranger things season one ( 2016 - ) sentence starters
↪ joyce byers edition. alter as you see fit
“where the hell are they?”
“i will see you tonight.”
“i told you this a thousand times!”
“i can’t believe you, sometimes.”
“i have been waiting here over an hour.”
“he has nothing to do with this.”
“what about the other time?”
“anybody home?”
“i changed my mind.”
“who the hell is this?”
“bitch!”
“i know i haven’t been there for you.”
“‘i just feel bad. i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.”
“you can’t do this to yourself.”
“this was not your fault.”
“i feel it in my heart.”
“you have to trust me on this, okay?”
“i can’t eat.”
“i don’t want you to go alone.”
“you’re saying that’s not weird?”
“who would do that?”
“it was not a prank.”
“you think i’m - i’m making this up?”
“oh, come on! you’re wasting your time.”
“i heard something else.”
“just tell me where you are, honey.”
“can you show him what you showed me?”
“something is going on here!”
“maybe if i get more lamps …”
“okay, i’m sorry.”
“uh, you wanna come in?”
“we’re having electrical problems.”
“she shouldn’t be here.”
“i need you to leave.”
“okay, baby, talk to me.”
“what should i do?”
“no, you don’t understand.”
“it was almost human, but it wasn’t.”
“it had these long arms and it didn’t have a face.”
“you’re talking about grief. this is different.”
“i swear to you, i know what i saw.”
“i understand, but god - i need you to believe me. please.”
“just go home, [name].”
“i know it sounds crazy. i sound crazy! you think i don’t know that?”
“i don’t care if anyone believes me!”
“i am not gonna stop looking for him until i find him and bring him home.”
“tell me where you are.”
“i need you to hide.”
“our hands were almost touching.”
“don’t look at me like that.”
“you never cared about him. you never did!”
“i can’t believe i fell for this.”
“oh brother, i have not needed you for a long time!”
“don’t you dare.”
“what the hell is going on, [name]?”
“look, we gotta go through this again.”
“you didn’t say there was a drawing.”
“was it a good drawing?”
“you may have seen him on the news.”
“that could’ve been covered up.”
“what, you’re sorry? that is not good enough, [name]!”
“that’s not even close. that’s not even in the ballpark.”
“this is not yours to fix alone.”
“you act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not.”
“you’re not alone.”
“you’re a very brave girl. you know that, don’t you?”
“thank you.”
“listen, i am gonna be there with you the whole time.”
“if it ever gets too scary … you just let me know, okay?”
“it’s okay. it’s okay.”
“i got you. don’t be afraid. i’m right here with you.”
“you tell him i’m coming.”
“just hold on a little longer.”
“you did so good.”
“it’s in the woods behind our house.”
“are you kidding me?”
“i’m going!”
“i know who you are. i know what you’ve done.”
“you left him in that place to die!”
“now you’re asking for my help?”
“go to hell.”
“what is this?”
“honey, just breathe.”
“is that my house?”
“this way.”
“he’s not breathing. he’s not breathing!”
“i love you so much. i love you more than anything in the world.”
“please, please come back to me.”
“i need you to wake up now. i need you to breathe.”
“hi, sweetheart.”
“oh, this is just so overcooked.”
“the potatoes are runny.”
“hey, no more snooping.”
“we’ll have to see, won’t we?”
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im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”
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anyone up for some gay shit at the local graveyard?
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Aneurin Barnard in Citadel (2012) dir. Ciaran Foy
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matthew has one (1) bad quality and it is that he likes clown stuff. not actual real live clowns, but like. clown dolls. clown paintings. anything clown-themed. he thinks it’s terrible and he loves it
#* author's notes.#the other day i found a tim curry pennywise plushie at target and i know in my heart that matthew peter monroe has that plushie
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matty has a group chat w/ babs and danny and some other people idk but you KNOW that boy is ALWAYS the one sending cute animal videos... his most recently used emojis are nothing but HEARTS and CRYING FACES
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‘ from my knucklehead perspective, this looks very bad. ’ | jack!
“yeah-- that’s why you’re a knucklehead.” (he pauses, apparently trying to think of a comeback and failing miserably.) “knucklehead.”
listen. he doesn’t appreciate being covered in blood from the waist up any more than you do, jack. it’s not his fault this is how he has to eat. it’s not his fault the blood bag popped open and spilled all over him. it’s not his fault he tripped because he was looking at a video of a mama cat who adopted a squirrel on his phone.
... okay, so, maybe one of those things is his fault. maybe. a little bit.
he’s just. standing there. dripping. looking like a very put off, very awkward serial killer. boy howdy, is this uncomfortable for him.
“are you gonna, like, get a m-m-m-mop? or something?”
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who lives in the house of 1000 corpses?
the house of 1000 corpses is a dilapidated victorian townhouse that matty bought for cheap (pre-housing crisis) because it was in such bad condition. he spent the next couple of decades slowly but surely fixing it up. the home is open to neighborhood strays and urban crtitters, as well as, of course, any well-meaning cryptids who may need a place to crash on their way up or down the west coast. frequent guests include:
matthew monroe, homeowner, vampire
barbara ellis, werewolf
danny carlisle, psychic
marnie ellis, ghost
bunny, spooky witch
colette & henri coupe, ghouls
lilith, ???
dahlia daisy darling, mermaid
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‘ okay! you just shut your mouth. i’m done. ’
“-- th-th-th-thing is, see, th-they had the whole set on a rig that made it, like, a, a, a, y-- y’know, like a ro-rotating rig, an’ when all the blood hit the ceiling, which was also the floor, y’know, i-i-i-i-it’s liquid, so it all goes--”
oh. right. not everyone has the stomach for behind-the-scenes stories on the making of a nightmare on elm street (1984), cult classic and progenitor of about a dozen sequels plus one very shitty remake. he thought maybe camille would find the hilarity in a bunch of crew members getting nearly drowned in red corn syrup because of a technical oversight, but, apparently not. whoops!
he’s still gotta reach the punchline, though, so-- very softly, with a small gesture meant to represent a torrent of fake blood hitting the face of everyone behind the camera on that fateful day:
“sploosh.”
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Thunder Storm, Southern Oregon, Summer 2017
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Count Dracula is the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula. He is considered to be both the prototypical and the archetypal vampire in subsequent works of fiction. The character has appeared frequently in popular culture, from films to animated media.
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