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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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i found my fav new insta comment can we get a plaque made or something?

police not there, habibi, everything legal

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conversations with my sisters cat

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*sighs and stares into the distance* the what features now?

How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox

*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.

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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up

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I THINK I FUCKED UP

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so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet

(tiktok link)

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Playing Homestuck police is good for a laugh, but at some point we've got to acknowledge that it's a sufficiently influential piece of media that some portions of its distinctive jargon have in fact entered the broader vernacular. There are people out there who refer to visual novel style dialogue portraits as "talksprites" who've never heard of Vriska Serket.

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LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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the beauty of tumblr is that every so often someone will reinvent the piss on the poor post

Sometimes I wonder whether people on this site ever pause to ask themselves "what is the point/goal/purpose of this post? What is OP getting at, and trying to communicate?" before answering. Because someone could write a post like

"I fucking hate gluten. I wish there was a version of this specific thing that has zero fucking gluten in it, absolutely no gluten of any sort. Like the very essence of gluten is nowhere to be seen. A photo negative platonic ideal of a thing defined in its very core by the complete and perfect absence of gluten."

And someone will reply with "ooh I like this, but I know what would make it even better: Throw in some gluten! :)"