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i truly can’t think of anything more evil than convincing children they’re going to hell and suffer eternal torture because of their natural attraction to other girls or other boys. every time I think of what religion has unleashed on this world I get unforgivably angry

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Women were never created from men's ribs, not ever. It is HE who emerges from HER womb. Framing the father as the life giver is a patriarchal lie, it's not true.

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Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

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Think about him 6 times daily

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Happy lesbian week

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Not wanting to be pregnant is the only reason a woman should have to give to be able to have an abortion. That’s it. No more explaining to misogynists that abortion can actually save a woman’s life, or trying to pull at their heart by showing a pregnant child, rape victim, or incest pregnancy. Abortion should be an unapologetic human right every female should have access to.

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on identity, healing the inner child, fursonas, and cringe culture

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Never underestimate the bond between a teenage girl and the fictional non-canon bl couple she found in 2020 that altered her brain chemistry forever

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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Victoria Reynold's Paintings of Raw Flesh

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this tweet has been rattling around my head all day like a pinball in a machine

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fantasising about getting him pregnant so that i can make him a single a mother

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DAUGHTERS OF THE DUST (1991) dir JULIE DASH

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Ginger and Brigitte make light of Ginger’s newly acquired taste for human flesh, in Ginger Snaps (2000).

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season one of supernatual is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

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