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I just wanted to draw him bloody and smirking

Also little bonus under cut

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Creams soda as far as the eye can see

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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shut up

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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my uncle was somewhat of a rascal. we were hanging out on the roof of his barn when i was ten, and we saw some shooting stars. he told me they were angels carrying messages from god. then he handed me his old hunting rifle and taught me how to nick one out of the sky, even when it was travelling all fast like that, and how to triangulate its location — taking me out in his rusty truck down dirt roads, unerring and unceasing, until we saw that gleaming lantern. he pocketed the note from god and took me down to a pinboard where he was working on deciphering the language with his friend who was a linguistics major but got kicked out of grad school. after they shook hands, they held on for just a bit too long and i started wondering why my aunt doesn’t live with my uncle anymore, but then my uncle took me back up stairs and taught me how to fry the angel up real nice, halo and all. it was tasty

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I will never ever in my life get tired of the villain and their fiercely loyal second-in-command having weirdly intense sexual tension

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This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

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lowkey all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey