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No matter what kind of soccer fan you are, no matter if you love Alex Morgan or Carli Lloyd, no matter if you ship teammates or not, no matter if you only watch the international games and not the NWSL, everybody should be able to agree on the most undervalued and under appreciated player that’s ever been on the USWNT. There’s only one correct answer.

Christen Press.

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feels right n good that the new year starts on a sunday. this entire year will have a sunday kind of love perhaps.... :0

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crossfaded as hell im three years old

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just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw

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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

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there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh

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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

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how does an ipod shuffle work i feel like youre fucking with me here

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i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad ass right now when theyre walking around looking like this

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Despite every moment of life being indescribably precious and a wondrous mystery, I will spend it caring about dividends and how many rental properties I have.

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Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

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TIL that all (northern hemisphere) thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on Jan 1st.

via reddit.com

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it's dangerous to go alone. take him with you

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