vanilla-bean-buttercream
vanilla-bean-buttercream
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I do not have money to give you. Please ask elsewhere.Cat; Vanilla | Autumn lover| Resigned teacher | EPCOT enthusiastDisclaimer: An adult with lukewarm opinions lives here. Please interact at your own discretion
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 1 hour ago
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Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 1 hour ago
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it’s necessary to fight back against adult content bans obviously because it leads to queer bans, but also, you cannot forget that we must fight back against these bans because adults have the right to make and enjoy adult content. no credit card company has the right to censor what we look at. yes, this includes the “problematic kinks” and stuff you think is gross and bad. just as we deserve to be openly queer online, we deserve to enjoy adult content without fear of total censorship, and it’s absurd how few places there are to do that online nowadays
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 1 hour ago
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 2 hours ago
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Why is Phineas and Ferb trending??
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 2 hours ago
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i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 2 hours ago
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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 3 hours ago
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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 3 hours ago
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 4 hours ago
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sometimes you guys yurify a couple and suddenly theyre all cutesy and innocent and perfectly loving. wrong. those girls better be making out nasty style and stabbing each other and being ugly and weird and irascible just like their male counterparts. in fact. even MORE so. they should be NASTIER and BLOODIER and CRAZIER!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 4 hours ago
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 4 hours ago
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No but this is like. UNPRECEDENTED insane.
Over 1000 fics for a noncanon femslash poly ship, for a movie that a) already has a canon het romance and b) has only existed for A MONTH.
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 4 hours ago
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 4 hours ago
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Paramount is not having a good day today
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vanilla-bean-buttercream · 4 hours ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
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