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my kind of sext: hey are you feeling safe and emotionally fulfilled because i am here to talk to you if you’re not due to the fact that i care about you a great deal
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🌿🌵🌺
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My favorite picture of my princess part 😻✌
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Me: @god why don't I have a boyfriend
God: I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows
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Always am ;)
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“First of all… bitch”
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Conspiracy documentaries & chill
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i know i said this the other day but i am drinking root beer right now and it’s burning my mouth and i want to know why it’s like this
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my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
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when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE
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I love that anyone around my age knows spongebob well enough that we can all allude to it from time to time and we’re all like haha yeah me hoy minoy hoy
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