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I’m sorry I can’t get over the kinky possibilities of two people who are immortal and heal quickly.

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Omg I found you again! Love love love your fics over on ao3 and was very sad to see you deleted. Glad you’re still around and writing things you enjoy!

Thank you! I'm glad to be writing again too, though warning that I will likely not be able to for a while. I got a bunch of stuff going on irl right now, but hopefully I can find more time to write more fics soon <3

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[image id: a set of three, cartoon orange tentacles on a white background. there is text on top of and underneath the tentacles, which reads, "if youre cold, theyre cold / put them in your holes" /end ID]

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Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

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next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

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I stayed up way too late but the fic is now finished <3

My wi-fi really doesn't want me to post this apparently, but I am stubborn.

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Another taste, this time part of Francis punishing Ludwig:

“On your knees,” Francis ordered, humming as Ludwig struggled to roll over and push himself up onto his knees. He was panting already, face blotchy as if he’d been out for a run. “Good boy.” Francis retrieved a bottle of lube from his nightstand and motioned for Ludwig to remain still. “Fuck me. After you make me come, I’ll turn off the vibrator. If you can do it well, I’ll consider taking it out.” Trembling, Ludwig got in place once Francis was lying on the bed and wrapping his legs around Ludwig’s trim waist. He tried his best to relax, but despite it and the lube, he still hissed when Ludwig shoved himself in and immediately started thrusting. His hands grasped the headboard, and Francis hissed again and adjusted himself as he ordered Ludwig to shift over and aim lower. Soon, spasms of pleasure finally joined the pain, and Francis relaxed more easily as he stared at Ludwig’s chest through half-lidded eyes. It felt like Ludwig was figuring out a rhythm despite the other sensations trying to pull his attention away from the task at hand, but Francis was starting to feel more like a fleshlight. Ludwig found a rhythm and stuck to it, never deviating, and Francis blew out a long exhale as he remembered why he didn’t like the boy topping him. It seemed puppyhood only made him less creative than usual.

I must be off to bed, so I can't finish this tonight :( Hopefully I have time tomorrow. I'm almost to the part where Francis makes Ludwig breed Gilbert.

My wi-fi really doesn't want me to post this apparently, but I am stubborn.

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You could fall asleep sucking my tits, if you wanted to 🥺🥺🥺

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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

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Slowly getting there. I forgot how to write spanking scenes. I did not need to add one. I did this to myself.

“I don’t recall telling you that you were allowed to make noise.” His expression was blank, and he bit back a smile as Gilbert chewed into his bottom lip to keep from whining. “That’s a good boy. You’ll take your punishment in silence for me. If I’m satisfied you’ve learned your lesson, I’ll give you a treat to help your heat.” He pinched Gilbert’s warm cheek, noting how feverish he felt. He was already hard again, and he drew blood biting into his lip. His muscles relaxed as Francis massaged where his handprint was still fading, and when he drew back his hand and slapped, Gilbert tensed but made sure not to make a sound. “There’s my good, obedient boy,” Francis purred, slapping the same place again and again in quick succession. “You love following orders, don’t you? It’s what you know best.” Slap. Slap. “Don’t you just want to stay this way? As my darling little puppy?” Francis wiped a bit of blood from Gilbert’s chin with his thumb just before spanking him again. He stuck his thumb in his mouth and leaned down to nibble the curve of his ear. “Maybe I can talk your chancellor into letting you stay with me. Just until you give birth. Ludwig will be too busy to pamper you the way you need.” He slapped him hard so hard that the stinging in his hand darted up his wrist, and Gilbert nearly bit through his lip to keep from crying out. “Not to mention the way you deserve.”

But I got to say, I don't hate it so far.

My wi-fi really doesn't want me to post this apparently, but I am stubborn.

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someone yell at me to finish this i keep pacing aimlessly around my apartment

My wi-fi really doesn't want me to post this apparently, but I am stubborn.

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My wi-fi really doesn't want me to post this apparently, but I am stubborn.

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to add rapid preg or not to add rapid preg

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I have to go to bed, but I got a fair amount of the fragerpru puppy fic written

Smiling, Francis put the bottle away and finished cooking his puppies’ breakfast. Once it had been dumped into the metal dishes waiting on the marble countertop, he retrieved a different potion, this one the color of fresh lavender. Silver swirled through it when Francis shook the bottle, and the peeling label had only a Ω on it. Considering Arthur’s extensive porn and erotica collection, Francis wasn’t surprised he’d been inspired to create potions based on omegaverse. He was only surprised that he hadn’t tried any of them on himself yet. A growl sounded from the top of the staircase, followed by the other puppy barking. “Be good, you two!” Francis called up as he poured a generous amount of the potion onto Gilbert’s food. “Now come down for breakfast!”

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I am still afflicted with man flu and thus cannot write today which is why I assign you all with the most critical of tasks: get him pregnant. do it for me.

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Since y’all liked my niche fic meme so much here’s another one